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[Bradmageddon @bradgearon]

these ribs cage brittle oaths, whispering secrets only blood knows

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

Doctors HATE this one evil person who shoots doctors in the face

[Gril @pusy123lol]

You gone burn in Hell fa dis Josep Whatsap

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

When Pitbull dies I would like to be considered for the role of Mr Worldwide

[louis slotin @365potropica]

i dont smoke unless im smoken to

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

find a different stim you're pissing me off

[riri @coulddberiri]

“I’d take a bullet for my wife” how about you take out the trash ngga

[gumball @gnmball]

becoming a plumber was never about the money. it's all about the access to the medicine cabinets

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

top 3 funniest things in history

1) donkey eating figs
2) guy turns himself into a pickle
(gap)
3) 9/11

[doggy silverpaw @h4ng3dbyh4l0s]

"are you poly?" yeah dawg im poly gonna have a couple beers haha

[HorseSlug🐌 @horsebone2]

My groin is completely flat and smooth. Ive never had a sexual thought and I am incapable of perversion

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

*wiggling* you fuckers dont know shit about necromancy

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

dont jack off with vaseline i nutted three more times trying to wash that shit off

["Da Capo di Capi" of the Circle K @bobo_circus]

rest in peace Big Penis (i never saw the show so im just guessing)

[flik @flikdesignated]

THIS IS KILILNG MEEEEEEEEEE

[⋆.˚ pya ୭ ⋆ STILL hates the algorithm @phiaeliix]

busts as you scroll by
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[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[Yuzkid 🗡️📿 @yuzkidofficial]

girls be like "i'm shy" then suck the balls too

[erin chack @ErinChack]

You ARE too old and it IS too late. Also you have a very specific vocal tic that strangers notice immediately and friends do unsavory impressions of.