Satan’s favorite

Casper (they/she) || i like bones

[Satan’s favorite @caspercoffinxo]

only been a week apart and I already hate being an army wife

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Being called a millennial when you’re a millennial feels like being called gay when you are gay.

[🦇CHAOS🦇 @iluvrosetyler]

tshirt idea for all the polyamorous aliens out there

[Satan’s favorite @caspercoffinxo]

polyamory is fun yall that’s all I’m saying

[Satan’s favorite @caspercoffinxo]

just found out boyfriend A knows one of my friends cuz they’ve had a thing on and off for the past 2 years and I am strangely DELIGHTED 🤣🤣

[Satan’s favorite @caspercoffinxo]

but like GOOD FOR THEM THEY DESERVED GOOD SEX

[Simney @SimneySpears]

I think this sound alone is where all of my anxiety started

[Satan’s favorite @caspercoffinxo]

“wahhh my gf bites me on the arm cuz she loves me 😭😭”

MY BOYFRIEND BITES ME ON THE FUCKING FACE 🤬🤬🤬

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Satan’s favorite @caspercoffinxo]

some people wake and bake. my boi wakes up and immediately sorts magic cards

and that’s hot.

[Satan’s favorite @caspercoffinxo]

goddamn the entire fckn polycule going through it right now

[Satan’s favorite @caspercoffinxo]

the way my partners all call me baby ghoul 🫠🫠🫠🥰🥰🥰

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

by @juliusgoat

[Satan’s favorite @caspercoffinxo]

I think I need to start keeping a log of all the ridiculous things my partners call me. Top one this week was Cunty Uncle Fester. Worst part is they all agreed 😭

[Satan’s favorite @caspercoffinxo]

can’t stop thinking about this weekend when I had a menty b about my shitty mom being the only parent I have left and my bf telling me “that’s not true, Daddy’s here” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

god I love my man

[Satan’s favorite @caspercoffinxo]

so apparently my type is nerdy, pervy old (mid 30s) veterans with glasses, a scruffy face, and a mtg addiction

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 ᯓ ✈︎ @sovietsoleri]

things keep happening that make me want a cigarette

[Satan’s favorite @caspercoffinxo]

ah shit I think I feel a manic episode coming on