sam casper

(almost) 5'2 with some attitude

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Joe Biden traded a guy called “The Merchant of Death,” for a WNBA player. And left a US marine behind in Russian prison in the process. Biden’s a complete and total disaster on everything.

[Miles Teller @Miles_Teller]

#RingTheBell

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

Rooster @Miles_Teller from Top Gun getting the people crazy at CBP

Big Phillies Fan

[Miles Teller @Miles_Teller]

Let’s go, Phillies!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Philly fans. One of a kind. Never change. @BarstoolPhilly

[Miles Teller @Miles_Teller]

🤠 & 🐓

[sam casper @caspersam_]

My dumb ass has waited for the Sephora sale for THREE weeks and what did I do … check out without using the discount code 🤦🏻‍♀️

[sam casper @caspersam_]

Girls become nurses and suddenly it’s their only personality trait

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I can't wait until it's 70 degrees at night, and daylight til 9pm.

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

I hate when I’m in the car Turnt & somebody call me 🙄 bitch I’m in da studio wtf you want

[sam casper @caspersam_]

Somebody needs to just permanently erase SoundCloud so you bitches can stop telling your boyfriends they’re successful rappers 🤡

[sam casper @caspersam_]

Do you ever just look at your pets and cry cause they’re getting old and you know they won’t be around forever or am I just mentally unstable

[sam casper @caspersam_]

Closing the bar Saturday night and opening Sunday morning is a terrible combo 10/10 do not recommend

[sam casper @caspersam_]

No

[Fae Nova (they/them) 🏳️‍🌈 @FaeKronman]

Can we please stop "he or she" in academic writing and just switch to the singular "they"?

I promise nobody will be confused

[sam casper @caspersam_]

The universe is testing my fucking patience today and it’s only 2

[sam casper @caspersam_]

Package was delivered to the wrong address thanks FedEx 😅👍🏼

[sam casper @caspersam_]

I’m so tired of being a good friend to everyone else when no ones ever a fucking good friend to me. Shit gets old

[sam casper @caspersam_]

@banshee115 I started with a small circle and now it’s just nonexistent lol

[sam casper @caspersam_]

Wish I went away to college so I’d have friends lol