Casper | Crackhead Copywriter

I smoke crack and write copy | Generated $32 trillion dollars in revenue for Ecom businesses | Follow if you want tips on how to make internet money.

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

In 2021, I was stuck working a minimum wage office job that I hated.

Fast forward to 2023, I’m making $30k per month breaking and entering into peoples homes.

Stop making excuses and get to work.

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

@SolBrah Retention is barley scratching the surface.

Absorption is the REAL key to power.

You have to drink it. Bathe in it. Get it all over your face and rub it in.

Ever wonder why gay guys have so much energy?

Most people not spiritual enough to understand this.

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

Move as slow as possible when working with clients

They asked for copy?

Send it 3 weeks late.

They will subconsciously perceive you as the alpha male

Theres nothing more submissive than committing to a deadline.

“Right on time sir! 🤓”

Stop.

Literally giving free game here

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

@huntercoldcalls Cold emailing is demonic.

I prefer to stalk my clients and show up at their house.

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

@blackhatwizardd As an entrepreneur, why are you not smoking crack?

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

Depression wouldn’t exist if everybody smoked crack

[LeYo @HonestLeYo]

Thoughts on mental health that would have you like this:

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

@ericasmyname I will run laps around you.

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

@ZherkaOfficial Imagine being afraid of wireless connection

This generation of men is weak.

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

Zoned in for Q4.

Going full monk mode.

We Smoking METH now.

Just made this sick blade thing

I don’t know why but it feels right

CopyTHINKING.

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

@ariellovesbread @FOGRay2 is my guy for email marketing

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

Money never changed me.

Even as a millionaire I still:

- Steal online orders from chipotle
- Smoke crack under a bridge
- Scam clients

Most of y’all hit $10k per month and start acting like Iman Gadzhi

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

Positioning is the key to writing great copy

Example:

If you were to fuck your target customer, what position would it be in?

Doggy style? Missionary?

Find out and you can sell anything

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

@bowtiedanon_ I’m no business man?

I have a Koenigsegg Jesko, Koenigsegg Gemera, Rimac Nevera, Aston Martin Valhalla, two 812 Superfasts competitions, four McLaren 765LTs, Two Bugattis, plus 21 other cars.

How many super cars do you have?

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

You know what’s pathetic?

When a small business begs for support

“Please help support our small business 🥺”

No bitch.

Pick a better business model next time.

Not my fault you’re incompetent

Theres 0 reason for your business to be struggling in this economy

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

@AndreiCioloca Proud of you man.

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

@copyversial @brutedefarce Nope.

Everything on my account is real.

I smoke crack and make millions.

I’m top G.

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

First day out of jail.

Had the time of my life.

Told the judge I was trans

Got sent to women’s prison

Did nothing but pipe down hoes for 60 days

Released early for “good behavior” 🤣

Holy shit I love being a sigma male

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

@GrammarHippy Smoking crack 20 years

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

@cbwritescopy This is a common symptom of autism.

I would recommend reaching out to a doctor

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

I love copywriting

But my TRUE passion is real estate

The look on a persons face as you’re evicting them is priceless

Recently made a single father with 3 kids homeless

Easily one of the best days of my life.

I love being rich.

[Casper | Crackhead Copywriter @CasperWriting]

Morning routine as a copywriter:

2pm: Wake up
4:30: Pray to Allah 🙏
2:90: Cold plunge in Red 40
1:30: Chug seed oils
4:00: Fluoride injection
2:05: Huff crack pipe
10:10: Feed basement prisoners
6:00: Yell at clients
3:30: Ouija board
1:00: CopyTHINK 4 hours