Cass

a jaunty pirate 🇵🇸🏴‍☠️professional bright headlight hater

[Cass @cass_casserole]

Fading into fucking space dust

[Splatoon North America @SplatoonNA]

The special Summer Nights Splatfest will take place from Aug 21 at 5pm PT through Aug 23 at 5pm PT!

This year's theme is "Which would you reserve for a day?” A Palace, a Theme Park, or a Beach?

We hope you swing by and enjoy a jubilant city full of sunny vibes.

[Cass @cass_casserole]

Also shout out Dr. Andre Douglas, he definitely put the work in as an Artemis ii back up astronaut and I’m so excited he gets to go to space for the first time

[Cass @cass_casserole]

Artemis iii is a fact finding mission to support getting people to stay longer and further in space than before. If some of the testing includes how people get ready for lunar exploration, why isn’t there a woman to practice exactly that?

[Cass @cass_casserole]

I believe that the best people were chosen for this mission and am so excited for them. I think it’s just bad science to not include the variable of secondary sex characteristics when testing the actual preparation of safety gear.

[Cass @cass_casserole]

Just some stuff I’ve been making at work. Descriptions in alt (spoiler it’s half brioche buns)🩶

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

The president “blinked” for nineteen seconds straight.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Democrats introduced bills to end the TSA shutdown on:

March 5
March 11
March 12
March 18
March 19 (x2)
March 21
March 23

Republicans blocked TSA funding every single time.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

I’m gonna save this for when it happens.

[Cass @cass_casserole]

I hate idaho

[Sharky! | SWITCH 2 ERA @SwitchySh4rky]

Happy 8TH anniversary to Octo Expansion. 🐙

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE

[Animal Planet @AnimalPlanet]

Teigan isn't afraid to give it her all! #PuppyBowl

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

All-American Halftime 🇺🇲

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

only watching football today for bad bunny

[Cass @cass_casserole]

More brioche buns! It’s my favorite thing I make at work since I get full creative control
These got turned into funfetti when the marshmallow flavor wasn’t working out

[Cass @cass_casserole]

Brioche buns plus the baby! The center is pastry cream mixed with orange purée 💛

[Cass @cass_casserole]

RIP Mr. Marbles 🎈

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mr. Marbles, the dog of Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita, has passed away at the age of 17.

[Cass @cass_casserole]

It’s been a while since I’ve been able to bake anything :(
Anyway, a couple baby versions of things I make at work

[໊ @buffys]

all trump supporters are ugly