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♡ Rest in paradise Dad ♡

[C C @cass_chamberss]

Can everyone just disregard my previous tweets so I don't have to make a new twitter 🤔

[hope @hopewaidley]

and i hope this next year you run to what fills your heart and run away from what drains it

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

me: do you think chewbacca has pecs or a trail of tiny teats like a piglet

uber driver: why did you sit in the front

[Jared @JP3Official]

Marry a woman who would rather spend $1,000 on a vacation than 2 pairs of leggings

[Waiting to Oxtail @ThatDudeMCFLY]

I wanna know who says their name more; DJ Khaled Or Jason Derulo.

[lmao @aayylmao]

had such a nice day being a fucking piece of shit we sleeping good tonight!!

[C C @cass_chamberss]

This is real.. I just open stuff to get rid of the notifications..

[𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒚 @JxckyArixs]

throwing salt on my name will only season my sauce

[bby spice @sennabracken]

Levi is the type of guy who puts the radio on for the pups before he leaves the house, and that’s how I know I married the right guy ☺️💕

[Kyle @kkunta__]

Girls will always be expecting a reply, even if their last message wasn't replyable you better think of a reply or start a new conversation

[🥲 @Freebandsflip]

Bitches will suck your dick today and suck another nigga dick TODAY. Thought I was gonna say tmrw but nah today nigga

[KRUEGER @KRUEGERXVI]

How I re-enter the queue at Mcdonalds after they forget my sauces