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Tell me I need ya, einundzwanzig Gramm von meiner Liebe

[RAZOR @softgee0]

From now on anytime I see a cow staring into space I'm going to assume she's solving a QUANTUM FORMULA or QUANTUM PHYSICS in her head.

[Kitty Cat Empire @KittyCatEmpire]

uninvited welcome guest

[Peach 🍑 — Flixbus hate acc @reine2saturne]

Tu t'es trompé on voit très très bien que c'est un escargot puisqu'il transporte sa maison sur le dos 🐌

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

All my life I knew I was missing something. It was never love, money, or a sense of purpose. It was the sheep rice bowl.

[Заблудший Овц @s_baskak]

Женщина рассказала, что подруга попросила её ненадолго присмотреть за своими сыновьями и дочкой, и тогда её пёс впервые узнал, что такое дети

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

This is what pretending not to see men looking at you while you walk past feels like

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

everytime men complain about an “advantage” women have, it’s always because of the patriarchy

“women get awarded custody more”
yeah because y’all decided child rearing was a woman’s job

“male victims of women aren’t taken seriously”
yeah because you’ve decided women are weak and incapable

“women don’t get drafted”
see above

“women can make money just by being hot”
yeah because you treat us like objects, it’s YOUR money

[Alexandra Lains @realalexlains]

Sex trafficking isn’t for your entertainment you fucking loser

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

as an adult, you're going to get the urge to return to hobbies, like reading, that you used to enjoy as a kid... it is very important that you do so, and start doing things that bring you joy again.

[🌞 @solishortus]

Le saviez-vous ? 🤓 Contrairement aux idées reçues, les femmes ne commettent pas plus d’infanticides que les hommes. Elles apparaissent davantage dans les statistiques parce que les hommes se suicident plus souvent après les faits et donc ne comptent pas dans les données pénales

[Jito🥤 @JitoTwt]

Les malades mentaux quand ils croisent les malades vestes

[𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘢 ♡ @preety_illusion]

men are the real gold diggers. they expect you to give them your body, play maid, cook their meals, raise their kids, clean their mess, pamper their fragile egos, and take the brunt of emotional labor, all while holding down a job and splitting the bills !!

[cats with powerful aura @PowerfulAuraX]

He is well hidden

[yammi @sighyam]

guys… press translate. I’m dying

[Candice ♡ @can10up]

désolée pas désolée, mais à part la douche bien chaude en rentrant, il n’y a aucun et je dis bien AUCUN truc bien avec les saisons hivernales de merde, bande de malades

[Shomi 🦋 WNC @Shomicita]

Fun fact: the sperm race isn’t really a race where the first sperm “wins”. This adaptation is to romanticise the process according to patriarchal standards.

The sperm that wins is the one that the egg makes its walls permeable to. This may not be the first to reach it.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I’ve used dark mode so much that a white screen physically repulses me.

[charlo 🪷✩‧₊˚ ⋆⭒˚.⋆ ◡̈ @charl0kitty]

comparer les affreux labubu à nos superbes feuilles diddl je trouve ça absolument honteux