Cassidy Pollard

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

I am Team Jess for the long haul and can easily be a Team Logan fan on occasion, but I have never been nor will I ever be Team Dean.

I said what I said.

#GilmoreGirls

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

I don’t support cancel culture but I’m pretty sure everyone is offended by daylight savings so

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

One of my least favorite things that happens on social media is when someone posts a picture of their food with the caption “it’s what’s for dinner”

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

Saw a couple try to kiss through their masks the other day and I’m still uncomfortable

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

20/20 vision sounds like an insult now

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

If anybody needs me I’ll be watching dozens of Christmas movies with only vaguely different plots until the new year

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

Actual response to hearing my plans for tonight were cancelled #introverttime

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

ya think anybody actually calls Trump Donald?

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but, it’s one YEAR old, not one years old

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

making friends as an adult is hard

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

Lol remember when we said “if it comes back in the fall” like it was going to be over before that 🙃

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

Just so you all know if corona comes back in the fall I’m moving to outer space like zenon

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

Girls at bible college be like

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“Before you touch a stage you have to touch an altar”

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We asked the kids in our church this past Sunday what their favorite movie was...one child answered Minecraft tutorials. MINECRAFT TUTORIALS.

Somebody get this kid a Disney movie...

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

@jimbpoll 😒😒😒

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

I just realized that football season is over, and that’s a good day in my book.

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

Not that meese would sound good, but you know like there’s this thing called consistency

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

Irritated that the plural of goose is geese but moose is just moose #english

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

The most unrealistic part of the Lizzie McGuire movie was not Lizzie impersonating an Italian pop star, it was that her family could afford to hop on a plane to Rome just because they missed their daughter

[Cassidy Pollard @cass_pollard]

@benrector My first thought is Midwest and I’m from Minnesota