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she/her

[cassidy @cass_sheffield]

I’ve found the one you guys

[cassidy @cass_sheffield]

@PopCrave Stop ❤️

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

If Twitter goes down you can follow me to your local library where thousands of books, movies, and periodicals are available for free along with fun events to get to know your community better

[cassidy @cass_sheffield]

nobody opens up as much as the person woodcutting next to you in runescape

[Irreverent Reverend ✊🏼🙏🏼 @TheAmberPicota]

On Halloween, as a mom of teens, I beg of you… let them be young just a little longer. If someone trick or treats at your house & they look too old… just give them candy anyways. It’s not hurting anything. Their bodies may look big & grown but they were babies not long ago.

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

No, that’s FINE. We didn’t even WANT any trick or treaters. We bought that bag of tiny Hershey’s for OURSELVES. I left the porch light on for the MOTHS.

[Abraham Piper @abrahampiper]

Why do some people say “aks” instead of “ask”?

It’s not “just their accent” and it sure as hell isn’t a mispronunciation.

There’s a linguistic reason and a cultural reason. Let’s quickly look at both:

[feathers mcgraw @yikes_pdf]

I wish I was as attractive in real life as I am in the side view mirror of my car

[cassidy @cass_sheffield]

@kassipillar Thank u

[cassidy @cass_sheffield]

@highway2snails Honored to be circle one

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

What are some fun spooky movies that I, a coward, might enjoy?

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Colin Firth is the best Darcy” “Matthew McFayden is the best Darcy” you’re all forgetting someone

[postboy supreme @Kyle_The_Guyle]

Equal parts tragic and embarrassing - once again, the liberal shows how entirely ineffective and counterproductive their "praxis" is.

Unwilling to *actually* fight for their cause, they fall back on tactless and worthless symbols that gain attention yet accomplish nothing

[molly @molllllusk]

“how to make friends as an adult” I don’t want new friends I want my old friends in the same place as me

[cassidy @cass_sheffield]

@parisofnowhere I was so concerned for about .25 seconds

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i need at least 3 beverages in my proximity at all times. they can all be cold but not all of them can be hot. if there are more than 3 then at least one of them has to be hot. this is the secret to my success, hope it helps

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

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[Eugeme @stupideugeme]

Date idea: we listen to my playlist in complete silence and you stand up and applaud me when it’s finished