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[jackie @drawckie]

The depressed Oompa Loompa and the Unknown are the perfect Halloween couples costumes 🫶🏽💋 thank you glasgow willy wonka experience

[Savage @Savageboston]

OFFICIAL:

The MLB potentially has a labor dispute issue because Fanatics has supplied players with see through baseball pants.

Just absurdly comical and terrible.

[cassidy @cassadilla0]

@swiftielaurah GOOD FOR YOU! My baby is 4 1/2 months old and I’m still struggling with dressing up/feeling good in my image. if you resemble someone you look up to, then even better 🤗🥰 beautiful family congrats

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Does gen Z understand that the 80s wasn’t like Stranger Things, that in reality it was just this, all the time:

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

karma is a crunchwrap coming straight home to me

[j @KAMOTAEY0NG]

my favorite thing that came out of this is that there are internet people calling him joffrey jonas 🤣🤣🤣

[lauren @laurenashastro]

they’re calling him joffrey jonas on tiktok

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Christina Ricci seemingly calls out Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis following Danny Masterson support letters:

“Unfortunately I’ve known lots of ‘awesome guys’ who were lovely to me but have been proven to be abusers privately. I’ve also had personal experience with this. Believe victims. It’s not easy to come forward. It’s not easy to get a conviction.”

[Mo 🇵🇸 @exilehive]

Ashton Kutcher has a whole company dedicated to sex trafficking, but is asking for leniency for his rapist bestie. Everybody’s an ally until it’s someone they know committing the crime.

[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

this is the funniest sequence of texts i’ve ever received

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

DOJA IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS FOR THIS I’M CRYING😭😭😭😭😭

[cassidy @cassadilla0]

@kayliadelisle Follow lynn Norton for 207 ceremony dates, ononhkwa should be coming up soon I think. I think Mohawk trail has a fb page

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“why do you take so long in the shower?”

me:

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I can’t think of a more iconic, smart and beautiful person to not impress all that much. Thank you for an amazing night, @ShaniaTwain ❤️

[cassidy @cassadilla0]

@OhlinOhlin @simsimmaaz “We’ll feed guests, just not if they’re children” 😂 arguably the humans most in need of someone feeding them 😂 it’s like I understand the basic reasoning of it but like, how do you do it in real life

[cassidy @cassadilla0]

@MarionDelaronde I have some cousins on Switzerland and they always bring me some when they visit 🥰 it’s usually all gone by the next day haha 🫢