cassady🐻‍❄️

sweet cousin maldehyde

[cassady🐻‍❄️ @cassadylord]

the worst thing I’ve ever done is set my text signature to *Skeet Skeet* in 7th grade

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

if astrology is fake then why do all Virgos look like this

[jadey 🤍🩵 @missmilkton]

my dog waiting to have a bite of the boiling water i’m cooking

[m @pussypearI]

me passing the pen to my friend

[hey bestie @lyxopk]

older sisters be like “yeah that’s my baby brother 👶”

the brother: a 6ft tall 19 year old

[mj #GoSpursGo @mj_bustillos]

I really go into work, make everyone laugh for 8 hours, then leave

[cassady🐻‍❄️ @cassadylord]

had a dream I tried to cut my own hair

[trash jones @jzux]

“we will adopt your baby”

[cassady🐻‍❄️ @cassadylord]

bruh

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

[cassady🐻‍❄️ @cassadylord]

today I swung a bag of lemons and the bag broke and the lemons flew all over the kitchen and I looked at my boss and said “are you mad at me? 🥺”

[𝖊𝖒 ݁˖⋆˙⟡ ݁˖⋆ @zedsdeadass]

mentally i’m . here

[cassady🐻‍❄️ @cassadylord]

it’s 16 minutes now

[cassady🐻‍❄️ @cassadylord]

I am 12 minutes late to work every single day. You’d think I would just wake up ten minutes earlier, but nope.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

just spent money again .. when does it end

[cassady🐻‍❄️ @cassadylord]

why was the 100th day of school celebrated like a holiday?

[cassady🐻‍❄️ @cassadylord]

phases?

[kathy @kathychacons]

friends that understand your anti-social phases are important

[James @CaucasianJames]

asked if they had any at-home tests at cvs and the worker put me in a headlock and said “ask me again. i dare u”