Cassadilla

whatever, forever

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

i just know Orochimarus head game go crazy

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

Working in a frat house means I get to witness things like them picking up a conjoined banana pepper and saying “they’re like bros, like us!”

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

wait you can’t ban TikTok
I have to watch strangers play interstellar on piano in public for hours and sob uncontrollably

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

Five years ago i told Zach that one of my favorite bands was Modern Baseball. Five mf years later and every single time he sees me he says “that baseball band sucks”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

😭😭

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

once upon a time I was able to tell people how fucking stupid they are without reprimand and life was great
now I have to be the bigger person and I’d rather die than coddle grown ass adults

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

Lucas: “Y’all don’t know Justin Bieber, I don’t know System of a Down, it balances the universe”

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

I’m working late, cause I’m in food & bev…

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

:/

[Trolleratheart @trolleratheart_]

@themessymajshow Aye if my nigga not coming behind me like kj ion want him 😂😂

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

“I don’t recognize the version of myself that was with you, and that makes me really happy.”

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

“are you ok” actually NO but what’s it matter

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

Truly the biggest slap in the face is seeing who’s still in the room when you no longer invite alcohol

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

I miss lookwhogotbusted :(

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

Bitch that phrase don’t make no sense why can’t fruit be compared!!!

[Cassadilla @cassagator]

I am fucking TIRED of being the bigger person!!!! I want to get DISRESPECTFUL TOO!!!