Cassandra Susi

Avid fast walker

[Cassandra Susi @cassandra_susi]

Almost...

[Drew Anderson @imdrewanderson]

“Oh cool” -me hearing what people do for their job no matter what it is

[Cassandra Susi @cassandra_susi]

@kaathheriine IM SO JEALOUS

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

At what point at the met gala do they bring out the dancing lobsters

[rachel coster @rach4_thestarz]

If you have an amazing vibe it’s ok to be late to work

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Can I call you back in like 10 I’m kind of going beast mode on a rotisserie chicken in my car rn

[James @CaucasianJames]

crazy how much can change in a year

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I care more about John Mulaney than most of the people I’ve actually met

[Cassandra Susi @cassandra_susi]

@ComeHereAmir Or as they sit in the gym parking lot and take non regulated BCAAs/C4 right to the noggin

[Cassandra Susi @cassandra_susi]

If you don’t get this dhmu

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[Cassandra Susi @cassandra_susi]

Waiting for election results like:

[Cassandra Susi @cassandra_susi]

Hey if anyone has a ouija board can you ask when Adele is making a comeback? Thanks

[meredith kay @meredithekay]

mike pence's real name is mechanical pencil

[hanna (taylor’s version) @hanna__elise]

Good morning 😌

[Cassandra Susi @cassandra_susi]

Anyone else have trust issues with the mute button on Zoom?

[Cassandra Susi @cassandra_susi]

Does your country have two idiots, but one that’s slightly less idiotic, running for president or are you a normal country?

[Cassandra Susi @cassandra_susi]

Umm so Trump can’t ban TikTok yet because I haven’t gone viral. Please wait, thank you!

[Cassandra Susi @cassandra_susi]

I bought a rug two days ago for my apartment and I haven’t stopped talking about it, am I an adult now?

[James @CaucasianJames]

if u want a rainbow, u gotta put up with the rain

- mr worldwide