Cassandra Schock

i like puppies (i dont discriminate), peeling potatoes, and eating popsicles. any other information you want to know about me is probably trivial.

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

what would the world be without dads

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

@itsjordan247 Omg no way 😂 Matt had an allergic reaction to pita pit like two months ago and his throat was legit closing + he’s never been allergic to anything in his life 😱😱

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

Me as a man is the best thing 2018 has ever seen

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

what is worse than driving past one of those semi trucks with the holes in the side and seeing little piglet noses pop out

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

Walked into Hy-Vee with the wedding diet on my mind. Walked out with a gallon of flavor blasted goldfish, ramen noodles, and a donut. But I did buy broccoli. It’s all about #balance

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

No Chick-fil-A, it’s my pleasure.

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

I had a dream last night that the bridesmaids in my wedding wore Halloween costumes. Y tho?¿ 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

RT if you could never make the ball land in this damn boat

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

If you don't eat your meal at a restaurant, do you make other people at your table take some to make it look like you ate it? Lmk

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

One time, I took @ShaylaBurton1 to Fantastic Beasts & she got super mad because she thought it was an acapella movie called Fantastic Beats

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

@ania_melby https://t.co/puhCH4iDFC

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

just convinced our uber driver that we are all sisters from pringle, pennsylvania and our mom makes a mean hot dog with homemade ketchup

[Jared Mecham @jaredmecham]

@ania_melby haha! This made me laugh! Thanks!

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

Had a dream that I was pregnant with a sloth?¿

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

When you pay $10 (in quarters) for a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts #healthpromotion

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

Hyvee is BY FAR the best grocery store to ever exist. If you disagree, fight me

[Cassandra Schock @cassandraschock]

Why is the Polar Express the worst Christmas movie of all time? Also, why does Freeform's 25 Days of Christmas play it every single night?