Cassandrunkkk

live feed of my poor life decisions.

[Arby's @Arbys]

.@Lays is this you challenging us to a "Vodka Off"?

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

@Cassandra-swi

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

They should really bring back @MTVCribs ya know since everyone got phones and stuck at home anyways

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

After all age is just a number...same goes for expiration dates

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

Think this bottle of wine passed it’s prime...but then again who am I to waste?

[studback mountain @ouijney]

Me when I turn into a tree after I die

[Free People @FreePeople]

Saturday got us like.

[Hugh G Rection @216_ME_330]

@trulyseltzer Do they sell Truly in kegs?

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

Dropped something at a bar didn’t notice until the majority of the patrons told me and picked it up with a bend and snap...you could say I’m feelin myself

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

The golden ratio

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

I’m pretty sure @mmschocolate is putting less peanut butter in their peanut butter m&ms and like If that’s the case I need them to know I’m not okay with it 🙅🏼‍♀️

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

@alisonyunker @RyanCGillespie1 @Arbys FOR REAL #praisemozzsticks

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

By far the worst walk of shame is when you finish a nice hot shower and then have to slump to your linen closet because you didn’t grab a towel 💃🏼

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

When you’re in a chatty ass mode and your Uber driver is 1000% NOT 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

Do all airports have liquor stores...? Asking for a friend

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

Guy next to me gave hard judgement for my second mimosa order in ten minutes...but hey I’m not the one not so under my breath singing Alanis Morissette at the airport bar

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

I enjoy getting to the airport early so there’s extra time to get lit before the flight. It’s one of my favorite pastimes

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

Today I saw an old man buying a nice bottle of wine and the on sale Frosted Flakes...honestly I’ve never related to something more

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

@PostGradPhil I stopped being a lil bitch and started drinking again 🍻

[Cassandrunkkk @cassandrunkkk]

Somewhere between I’m never drinking again and the only thing that will help is beer