Cassandra

cootie queen // lint licker

[Cassandra @cassarolla]

WWCBD? (What would Coach Bombay do?)

[Cassandra @cassarolla]

@vmloveless Ded

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s your 5 year plan” i have not been to the dentist in years

[Ben 🪲🩸🎬 @The_GM_is_God]

Me seeing strawberries after watching The Last of Us episode 3

[Cassandra @cassarolla]

Currently getting emotionally destroyed by my 200th viewing of Return of the King

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

weighted blankets are not enough. hit me with a shovel

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[Matthew Alan Mullins @MatthewAMullins]

Knitted Alien costume

[rico @somethinglovely]

ive been through too much

[Cassandra @cassarolla]

🤍dreamz🤍

[Cassandra @cassarolla]

Viserys be like

[Cassandra @cassarolla]

The realistic bell pepper emoji has me spinning 🫑

[trash jones @jzux]

quitting my job so i can be a bitch full time

[meghan @deloisivete]

A cooking competition where contestants make whatever they want but my husband wanders around the kitchen and stands in front of the drawer they need

[Cassandra @cassarolla]

Back on my bullshit (drinking 2 gallon of milk a week)

[Cassandra @cassarolla]

@vmloveless @DatChin0 @kurtisconner Spontaneous Combustion is an underrated classic

[Cassandra @cassarolla]

I used to have main character energy but now I have exasperated teacher energy

[Lin Unwell Miranda @arielleaty]

The Marshalls Cinematic Universe