major coney

emotionally unavailable anarchist

[major coney @casseckert]

anyone want to tongue kiss while the cat in the hat live action movie plays in the background ?

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

what are your intentions with my sentient rat companion

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

im just not really at a place in my life right now where i can be someone’s girlfriend or employee

[minerva @kaileenyy]

If you cheat on your gf you’re a fuckn loser but if you cheat on your bf you’re a mf legend

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

is anyone else their fathers female son

[major coney @casseckert]

the only battle jerry jones has won in the 21st century was against cancer

[NFL @NFL]

Congrats to @devontasmith and his wife Mya on their marriage ❤️ (via @people, @stanlophotos)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JayTC53 And Go Birds

[major coney @casseckert]

@persbethworrior @queermediabait girl. season 1 finale aired four years ago. get a grip😭😭

[major coney @casseckert]

@persbethworrior @queermediabait it’s been out for a fat minute. don’t blame the internet for your late viewership when you’re a full adult with free will to do what you want with your free time LMAO. instead of scrolling twitter, go put on that beloved show (this all happened in the first season BTW)

[major coney @casseckert]

BTW

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Jalen Hurts deep ball to DeVonta Smith! 🦅

[SmittyMuse @smitty_muse6]

Gotta be the best play of the season

[Fly Eagles Fly Bets @Fly_EaglesBets]

Eagles/Chiefs Super Bowl LIX (2024):

Just two years after one of the most painful losses in franchise history, the Eagles got their rematch with the Chief, this time with KC chasing a three peat.

Instead, Philly delivered one of the most dominant performances the Super Bowl has ever seen.

The offense struck early, but the defense stole the show: 6 sacks on Patrick Mahomes, 2 interceptions, and a Cooper DeJean Pick 6 that broke the game wide open.

After a 4th down stop, Jalen Hurts delivered “The Dagger” to DeVonta Smith to make it 34–0 and an all time statement on the biggest stage.

The final was Eagles 40-22 and Super Bowl Champs. The 2nd title in franchise history as they put up a legitimate case as one of the greatest teams ever.

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

They really opened the Super Bowl with 34 unanswered points

[The Tape Don’t Lie📽️ @eaglesfilmstudy]

Me liking every Kevin Patullo is fired tweet

[i don't even like sports, actually. @ilovechooch]

this season wasn't fun, it wasn't enjoyable, and frankly i'm glad we don't have to pretend it was anymore. get a real oc, see you next year.

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i don’t think im meant to be in a relationship. i think im meant to be at the hospital or maybe the movies

[Kyle Pagan @KylePagan_]

What I gathered from every other NFL fanbase yesterday is not only are Eagles fans smarter and know more ball than any other fanbase, but every other fanbase is ok with mediocrity. If you watched Eagles games this year you’d know this is the most dogshit 8-4 team ever but it’s just easier to say “there goes those Philly fans booing again”. They basically returned the same Super Bowl winning offense and the only major change is the new OC and people want to blame something else. Get bent. Fire Patullo.

[The Birds Blitz @TheBirdsBlitz]

The craziest thing about Kevin Patullo being terrible is Jalen Hurts is yet again going to have a new playcaller next season.

Eagles OC is the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

[Josh @JRessel24]

@NickFoles Nick, do you have any experience calling plays