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boi wundr

[ace @cassferatu]

the true solution to this is to bring a nintendo switch and have her make her mii in tomodachi life

[fake bisexual liberation front @heshidicjudaism]

I have an evil problem which is that I’m going on a second date soon with a girl I had an awesome first date with but I literally can’t remember her name, we met on hinge and she has since unmatched me or deleted it and I just have her unsaved number in my phone WHAT TO DO

[ace @cassferatu]

why are her arms gone

[˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @metgalacrave]

Emma Stone attends the 32nd Annual Actor Awards.

[ace @cassferatu]

when someone asks “where’s the bathroom” it’s like okay whatever but when someone asks “where the CLOSEST bathroom,” it’s like damn good luck dawg

[ace @cassferatu]

can’t lie this feels soooooo good lol

[Variety @Variety]

Donald Trump posted a lengthy message to Truth Social in which he called his White House dinner with Bill Maher "a complete waste of time":

“Fortunately, his Television Ratings are so low that nobody will learn about his various Fake News statements about me. He is no different than Kimmel, Fallon, or Colbert but, I must admit, slightly more talented! Anyway, Bill Maher is a highly overrated LIGHTWEIGHT, and Republicans should stop using him to show how the Left is coming over our way — Our Base, the Greatest of All Time, laughs at your weakness when you do it!"
https://t.co/auSwCjiBpP

[ace @cassferatu]

bad take factory over here

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

You need more executive function to “prep” anything. That’s the nature of “prep.”

If you want advice about no prep, one ingredient, tasty and healthy meals, let’s chat. If you have no issue managing perishable ingredients, marinating in advance, spending 30 min chopping veggies, and doing extensive clean up bc you’ve used a ton of dishes, then congrats!

[ace @cassferatu]

some ms paint art i made

[ace @cassferatu]

some ms paint art i made

[Elai @elaifresh]

DHS statement immediately disproven by new video

He was just holding a phone and the officers started shoving HIM

[ace @cassferatu]

why is this grown man donning the visage of a bunch of kids

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

We’re not prepared for how quickly production pipelines are going to change with AI.

Some of the latest video models have immediate implications for Hollywood - endless character swaps at a negligible cost.

(this is from ederxavier3d on IG using Kling Motion Control)

[Uncle Runk @NotUncleRunk]

People mad about OBAA because they see themselves in the critique. Problem is you’re not a revolutionary you just got a podcast

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The bigger story is that if ICE hadn’t been there no one would be dead. They bring death and violence with them wherever they go. They face zero consequences. They’re 100% the Gestapo.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Support for Renee Good’s wife and son https://t.co/965feMJiBP

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

You’re watching in real time the government turning against its own citizens. They murdered a woman in cold blood and now they’re smearing her as a domestic terrorist.

[Empire Of Lies @berningman16]

This pig has a name and an address.

[ace @cassferatu]

chase infiniti is so beautiful that i followed her and immediately unfollowed her because i couldn’t stand it. i knew i couldn’t handle it.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

BREAKING:

Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See

Video (no paywall): https://t.co/olxQ4mRuZJ

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: CBS just pulled its own 60 Minutes report exposing torture at El Salvador’s CECOT prison, a facility where Venezuelans were secretly sent instead of deported.

Bari Weiss now runs CBS.

Watch what they didn’t want you to see.

[ace @cassferatu]

hold that thought bro gotta make a post on r/linguistics real quick