Mama Cass' Ham Sandwich

Part urban myth, part choker of chubby, troubled songstresses. An inoffensive lunchtime snack that has laid bare an Oizysian trail of crumbs & tragic fatties.

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R.I.P. Ian Lavender.

(h/t @ThermopylaeRIP)

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@TheBardOfAnlaby There generally a scrawny, if scappy when provoked, folk, them Thais. Must be doing something right tho.

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I'll admit to not a little unease at the relentless hounding of this fine man, given the way he deciphered the Rosetta Stone, derived 11 dimensional String Theory, taught Monet how to capture the evening light over the Giverny waterlilies pond, and cured cancer.

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@BurnsideWasTosh There once was a nonce from the valleys,
Who bought naked pics down dark alleys,
From nude teens he'd buy them,
Then jerk off and spy them,
To hundreds of grand it all tallies.

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First official photograph released of Andy Burnham meeting the King.
Quite a moment.

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Well, I didn't want to say too much these last few weeks as it was a confidential appointment, but now it's over I can reveal I was Argentina's embedded Coach for Likeability, Empathy, Sportsmanship and Fair Play.

A job well done, though I say myself.

[Mama Cass' Ham Sandwich @casshamsandwich]

Happy Pastille Day, to all those who celebrate! 🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵

(am I doing this right?)

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@LordOtter At the very least, shoot it

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Hydration break for England's man of the match.

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@IanSlaterPhoto1 Haha!

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I don't want to boast or seem too conceited, but my first day of work as Adam Boulton's Image, Empathy & Likeability Consultant went rather well, I feel...

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Pancho Villa, Emiliano Zapata, Salma Hayek, Carlos Santana, Speedy Gonzales [*check if that past one is real before posting]... your boys took a HELL of a beating tonight!!!

[Mama Cass' Ham Sandwich @casshamsandwich]

@AlanBT5 Well absolutely. These things aren't unrelated.

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Was it a goal?

[LBC @LBC]

Edinburgh Airport evacuated after 'potentially suspicious item' reported

https://t.co/0ghhcggik9

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@Alexarmstrong We all can.
What did you expect?

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Vishu?

[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

Wishing everyone celebrating a very happy and prosperous Vishu.

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Skye now autocorrects to Skype.

How far we've fallen...

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"The clear impression I got from UK-SV was they were leaning towards denial of Developed Vetting but were at pains not explicitly to say so...."

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Highlights of Islington's statement.

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@BurnsideWasTosh Is it Fotherington-thomas' dad?

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Number 10 issues clarificatory statement.