pluto

that one bitch that’s obsessed with Cats (1998) - 20 (she/her)

[strawbs 🎀 @strawbabywine]

they hit the second tower

[beck @unrivaled]

the best to do it. there will never be another.

[franny @somehotdish]

Bring back mariposa

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Euro Summer is over, it's time for American Fall

[pluto @cassi0plut0]

@itschantybeluga i literally just told William Wallace about you Chanty

[pluto @cassi0plut0]

@hayu @PrimeVideo @BravoTV having to
pay for the hayu add-on to watch #TheValley and it’s not even available in the UK! why is part 3 not available! this is an affront to our hard earned money paying for a subscription that cannot deliver its promises.

[pluto @cassi0plut0]

getting really into broccoli at 22

[gí @1giselle_]

getting older rly ab figuring out how u can poop more and poop better

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

weekend is now

[megan .✦ ݁˖ @medakacos]

i need to quit my job to focus on my girlfriend full time

[ؘ @babyy]

being in love is so fun every day i’m like yayyy

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i cry at the start of every movie i guess cause i wish i was making things too

[franny @somehotdish]

In 2026, there was a heatwave and even the weed came in hot honey.

[@redaction @redaction]

Vaping in your bed and scrolling Twitter is pretty much the same as being on a yacht off the coast of Santorini

[Lotte @diapergirI]

Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today

[judgy eyes @realityvonteas]

Work like Vicki. Love yourself like Lisa Barlow. Spend like Dorit. Spiral like Shannon. Disengage like Meredith. Vacation like Ramona. Stir the pot like Tamra. Hold a grudge like Lisa Vanderpump. Live your own truth like Teresa.

[stella 🦄☽︎ @sainzinnorris]

this australia vs usa game subplot

[pluto @cassi0plut0]

making marry me chicken for dinner at 4:34pm on a Tuesday

[m @pumptinis]

chills… move over vanderpump rules