Cassadilla

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[Cassadilla @cassibear18]

If my blood’s B+ then why do I still have depression? Doesn’t make sense.

[🍒 @leshaami]

Women are afraid men will:
A. Drug them
B. Beat them
C. Rape them
D. Kill them
E. All of the above

Men are afraid women will:
A. Laugh at them
B. Reject them
C. Use them for a free meal

[NWS Memphis @NWSMemphis]

It is snowing.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This lesson can't be learned quickly enough

[Mario Mario @NintendoPlumber]

That was-a NOT what I-a meant . . .

[Cassadilla @cassibear18]

My therapist really didn’t tell me she was going on vacation for a month until the day before she left. Like..ma’am you couldn’t tell me before we just had a session talking about my abandonment issues???

[Cassadilla @cassibear18]

Top 3 worst things since I found my adoptive family:
1. My name was always gonna be this
2. I am not a princess
3. Men ain’t shit (but we been known)

[Cassadilla @cassibear18]

Taco Bell getting rid of the crispanadas and the blue raspberry freeze really makes me mad

[greg @greg16676935420]

Don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property as you’re doing your taxes this year

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Happy President's Day to her only

[Cassadilla @cassibear18]

@_JUULPOD You love kranch

[Cassadilla @cassibear18]

The Weeknd had no right being on my Spotify wrapped. I have never listened to him and I tried my best to make it Garret Watts. That’s it.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Every woman I’ve ever talked to has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s rly funny to see grown men be proud of dating 19 year olds

[Damien Haas @DamienHaas]

Hey @TacoBell, there’s a mistake on your menu when ordering online. Some of the listings say “meal for 4” or “party pack” but I absolutely housed both of them with like 0 effort.

[Cassadilla @cassibear18]

I just watched The Mick and how dare they fucking leave it on that cliff hanger?????

[𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 ☁️ @xThisIsAndyG]

she’s kinda living the dream like that’s a real mastermind

[Eliza May @elizamaymusic]

So I run a Spotify playlist for unsigned/indie artists and bands called "Eliza May's Press Play" and I'm looking for song suggestions to add to it! If you're an unsigned indie artist/band and want to have your music added, comment below and I'll check it out! ☺️

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Variety confirms that the #MetGala Cockroach was stepped on and died earlier tonight.

[Ryan Magee @elirymagee]

Okay. Usually, I don't tweet stuff like this, but I'm honestly at a loss for words. Imagine me, enjoying myself (with A LOT of friends) at my local movie theater, watching the re-release of Cocaine Bear when I see Chris Effing Pine sitting a few rows down! (pic below for proof)