cass.

» ✮ uh huh, that’s right. that’s me, baby. —— aka @CASSlCAN .

[cass. @cassicans]

evil dead was fucking insane

[cass. @cassicans]

I left it unsupervised while i went to work.

It went into the bathroom and wedged itself behind the door and then died of low battery 🫩

[cass. @cassicans]

i just had to try to beat my roomba to an egg on the floor because it came beelining over like a dog

it's an older model too so it doesn't have sensors so wtf

[cass. @cassicans]

yeah this really is a midlife crisis, isn't it 😭

[cass. @cassicans]

but like
i wanna get black trucks for it but i'm gonna wait and see how much i actually skate on it

skateboarding always felt so unnatural compared to inlines but maybe if i really commit to it

[cass. @cassicans]

i really am having a midlife crisis because i just bought a skateboard too

[cass. @cassicans]

And this is why the cosplay can never have enough blood

[James @devlry]

maybe the hottest a man has ever looked

[cass. @cassicans]

@tachonis Askdjska

I would not put it past my early midlife crisis to add platforms to my wardrobe 😭

[cass. @cassicans]

cryptid sighting

[cass. @cassicans]

@ItsYaBoiKrista LMAOOOOO

[Can I Kick It? 🖤 @ItsYaBoiKrista]

How we’ve aged @cassicans grandma 👵🏾 👵🏼

[cass. @cassicans]

yeah this is a sign for all of you to come skate with me

[cass. @cassicans]

is it crazy to go to the park at 6am after a night shift to scope out the roller rink situation

[cass. @cassicans]

@ItsYaBoiKrista also while i'm in the archives: 2008

these are two children

[cass. @cassicans]

@ItsYaBoiKrista 2010!!!

[cass. @cassicans]

it really looks like a no pants summer but secretly it's just an oversized shirt summer

[cass. @cassicans]

i bought ice pops and they all fucking melted in the car and I'm crying lmfao

i am SENT

[Can I Kick It? 🖤 @ItsYaBoiKrista]

💕💕💕@cassicans

[cass. @cassicans]

i now also wanna get quads and learn how to dance on them too

[cass. @cassicans]

so about that

[cass. @cassicans]

i was gonna get new skates too but they're $250 and i just got a tax bill notice so i am SCARED to spend money

but i should just get them anyway honestly I can't take the money with me when i die on the skates