cassidy

byu survivor, usu english grad student. literary non-hottie and the most annoying person to watch tv with.

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

"...approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here."

This is the victim, holding a phone in his right hand before CBP assaults and murders him.
They're lying to you, spitting in the eye of everyone who can see.

[Taco Bell Defender @TiaNoTamara1]

The amount of people who think civilians should always remain calm around law enforcement but give “trained” law enforcement passes to be scared or excitable is truly astounding

[cassidy @cassideedee307]

If a federal agent can execute you without consequence for legally carrying a firearm, you do not have the right to bear arms. It is as simple as that. https://t.co/Nw1WjRQQS2

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Drop Site obtained harrowing footage of the latest killing which appears to be from the perspective of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk

[cassidy @cassideedee307]

@mbacowboy if you'd like to stay married, I recommend avoiding sorting cattle with your wife

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my parents at 26: okay, now that we are married & successful in our careers in education/law, time to buy a house & have kids

me at 26:

[cassidy @cassideedee307]

@Breeauna9 My first year of college, my roommates & I went downtown in the city, & a roommate pointed out the skyscraper where her boyfriend's dad lived (second-to-the-top floor). I asked what he did, she said, "Farming," and I laughed and said "No, he doesn't." (Yeah, it was real estate.)

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

My hot take is I actually do get the joke. But it’s the kind of joke that should be kept private because only the people in the relationship would get the nuance of the dark humor and it’s also triggering for a lot of people.

[cassidy @cassideedee307]

I mean, to me, it sounds like they were watching something where a husband killed his wife for the money or whatever and he said that. Like, when you structure a joke like this, it works *because* the statement sounds bad out of context. Why are people taking this literally

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kristen Bell has limited her Instagram comments following criticism from her anniversary post to Dax Shepard:

“Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me:
“I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would. ❤️”

[mina 🫶 @minasmellsgood]

love when my dad texts me

[cassidy @cassideedee307]

Difference between cost of raw pineapple and equivalent amount of pineapple juice = 6.25, (3.69*3)-2.99

Amount that you make in thirty minutes at $25/hr = $12.50

Amount you could've made in the half hour you spent juicing pineapple - amount you saved = $6.25

Opportunity cost.

[cassidy @cassideedee307]

Classic economic misunderstanding. You are not paying to be lazy, you are paying to save yourself the time and effort of juicing fruit and then cleaning that up. So if you make $25/hour, and juicing this pineapple took you 30 min and saved you abt $6.25, you actually lost $6.25

[Ribz of Tik Tok @ribzoftiktok]

We pay for being lazy…

[gabe @allgarbled]

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the datacenters. If you’re thirsty, grok is thirsty too.

[cassidy @cassideedee307]

we have a lot of time to make up for, keara

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I keep seeing posts like “Eldest daughters are always hiding their emotions” but I feel like I hear about their emotions quite a lot actually like they seem to be pretty vocal group

[cassidy @cassideedee307]

taylor swift is better and more enjoyable when you remember that women can make jokes and use poetic devices like irony

[cassidy @cassideedee307]

back in my day, taylor swift invited her biggest fans over to listen to the album before its release 👵🏻

[dana 🫧 @selslovr]

not to be weird but taylor feeling comfortable enough to share the engagement with us makes me think we might get to see her dress!!! which i never thought would happen

[cassidy @cassideedee307]

i don't know if you're aware of this, but many families contain people with a variety of political opinions

[cassidy @cassideedee307]

did you mean: a family function?

[Tyler is finishing a book, slow to reply @TylerAlterman]

I want to host a “MAGA + libs” party where the two sides are not allowed to talk politics. Instead they do an activity, like boardgames. I want to witness the dawning horror as they find themselves getting along

[cassidy @cassideedee307]

@mbacowboy I am begging people to take an intro level econ class