Cheating on your pregnant girlfriend has got to be the shittiest thing. She’s carrying your baby, going through changes in her body and self esteem and your going behind her back doing some fuck shit?? Bye
I'm hoping that if I've done my job right as a mother that if my kids are ever LGBTQ that they won't even have to come out to me. They'll just tell me about their crush, introduce me to their person at prom or tell me about them when they're ready like any cis straight kid would.
*please insert chip*
Is this a debit card?
Is the total amount correct?
Would you like cash back?
Would you like a receipt?
Do you love this shit?
Are you high right now?
Do you ever get nervous?
I feel bad for your kids if you have any or ever have any because they'll be raised by a close minded woman for a mom. Have a great day. https://t.co/c6gZovAQe2
I can shave my legs in 30 seconds but when I want them to be perfect that shit takes real effort and at least 20 mins. like I’m a little sweaty rn. and that is why girls get so pissed when you cancel plans with them, mike, fuck you