cassidy

ut ‘22 • tx sweetheart

[cassidy @cassidy_rose__]

My friends, hurry up

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@ArthurDateme @nelly_dicharlie @William63156764 @issy_rose24 @AllisonUebele @BadgettColeman @CadenAuldridge @heysk9 @owaisxraza @ana_schroeder

[cassidy @cassidy_rose__]

My friends, hurry up

!
@ArthurDateme @nelly_dicharlie @William63156764 @issy_rose24 @AllisonUebele @BadgettColeman @CadenAuldridge @heysk9 @owaisxraza @ana_schroeder

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia mood board

[Midwest People's History @MPHProject]

Someone who is good at the economy please help

[Mark Edwards @mredwards]

I've heard that coronavirus is going to cause a massive shortage of books, which will be essential when we're all stuck at home, so it's very important for everyone to rush out and start panic-buying novels. Thank you.

[Nathaniel Stinnett @NCStinn]

Scientists: you should wash your hands because of Coronavirus.

People: I'm gonna stop flying, hoard masks, work from home & totally rearrange my life.

Also Scientists: the #ClimateCrisis will kill millions - we must use clean power & change how we get to work.

People: No way.

[franny choi @fannychoir]

When I was in Korea I got an ear infection and had to go to the doctor.

Doctor: It’s too bad you’re not a citizen so you can’t access the national health insurance. Otherwise this would cost $5 😢

Me: So how much does it cost?

Doctor: $15 😢

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

might mess around and

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employ a series of disguises to steal the baudelaire fortune

[🅴 @TheBongynator]

Full version of the UT Campus with Victorious transitions

[emily @starksyndrome]

thinking about the time gwyneth paltrow spoke french in an interview and robert looked so impressed then said he couldn't speak french because they don't teach french in jail 😭😭

[𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 ⏾⋆ @corriature]

duolingo: he is a boy

me: él es un niño

duolingo: she is a girl

me: ella es una niña

duolingo: can i make it anymore obvious

me: puedo—wait

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

me: what are you doing

daughter: playing tea party

me: that’s nice

daughter: *throws teapot in pool* I fucking hate taxes

[Niamh ⚘ @Only4Furuba]

Accents didn't exist until Niall Horan invented them

[IamXO @KCupid4]

If you having a bad day today I hope this makes you happy 🙂......WATCH UNTIL THE END 😮

[Skoog @Skoog]

a boomer will never own a zoomer on social media. science won’t allow it.