Cassass

| ૐ☽ | hey @G_ballardd! you're a chicken chugget.

[abigail @AbigailTueller]

Overheard two kids playing house outside just barely and one said to the other
“You’re in the way of my happiness”
And the other replied
“I’m not in the way, you just can’t seem to get around me”
Damn...

[Cassass @cassidyamy]

gunnar is lecturing me on my twitter ways.

[Cassass @cassidyamy]

#rusty

[Cassass @cassidyamy]

shit that makes it not a subtweet.

[Cassass @cassidyamy]

hey maybe flush your poops some time.

[Cassass @cassidyamy]

(apparently i don’t know how to subtweet and i’m “old”) @G_Ballardd

[Cassass @cassidyamy]

hey it’d be real nice if you’d stay on your side of the bed. #subtweet

[Cassass @cassidyamy]

SHITTY PANTS !!!!!!

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

yep and i might fuck yours

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i still see ur tweets shitty pants

[SZA @sza]

Start doing what u want . Only .

[Garr @GarrwoodTV]

I grew up here

[Patron Saint Of Gains @tanyonjorgensen]

I can face 2 blunts, but not my father :/

[Cassass @cassidyamy]

weirdos bein all obsessed with my sex life 🥴

[Cassass @cassidyamy]

your religious relatives will be all prude like towards sex, then you get married and it’s all “when you guys having sex so you can have a baby?!?!?!!?!?!”

[Cassass @cassidyamy]

one time i looked em dead in the eyes and go “you know what that requires? sex, a LOOOOOT of sex. sex every day”

them: 😯😅😐

[Cassass @cassidyamy]

“ya know when i’m hungover in the morning, the first best thing is not water. it’s another drink and then water!” - @LarsenAshley

[cuddlebug @paigeroseb]

I was having the craziest nightmares and then woke up to an earthquake. I had no idea what was real. Thanks twitter for the validation that this shit is real life.

[Cassass @cassidyamy]

@paigeroseb wait i was too!!!!