Overheard two kids playing house outside just barely and one said to the other
“You’re in the way of my happiness”
And the other replied
“I’m not in the way, you just can’t seem to get around me”
Damn...
your religious relatives will be all prude like towards sex, then you get married and it’s all “when you guys having sex so you can have a baby?!?!?!!?!?!”
I was having the craziest nightmares and then woke up to an earthquake. I had no idea what was real. Thanks twitter for the validation that this shit is real life.