cassidy jean spears

stay silly, goose ˗ˏˋ 𓅰𓅭𓅰ˎˊ˗

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

Glad I got to see @kobebryant play one last time in Nola 🐐 #legend #countto5

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

@UnionElections you need to touch grass, kimberley

[shawntilly lace @sh_wnee]

i crash my car into a tree. i don’t care

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

karaoke
but hear me out
creed songs only
an exclusive

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

passenger: how many knots is this plane cruising right now?

flight attendant: let me go wake up the pilot and ask him

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

marriage is having sex in unusual places (the toilet seat) because you know you have .3 seconds until your kids come looking for you and then in the process you guys accidentally crack the toilet to the point where it’s no longer usable and then spend your saturday at lowe’s forking out money for a new one :’)

[50cent @50cent]

😠I don’t think this is funny at all, you’re always trying to be funny, I gotta fly today shit head • https://t.co/jnbpt4Vpb3

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

the wheelchair

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

hey x i have a riddle:

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

(an original if you’ll have me) what is the worst part about being a vegetable?

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

very inspiring and insightful

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

wtf do ppl not tweet anymore

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

sir, this is wendy’s

[Satan @s8n]

OJ Simpson just arrived down here wtf

[𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks]

This is how I found out OJ Simpson died, there’s no way I’m ever leaving this app 😭

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

monday mood

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

you know i’m such a fool for youuuuuuuuuu

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry i can’t hang out today i’m super busy letting it linger

[cassidy jean spears @cassidyblakee3]

nobody:
my dog smiling for no reason: