I am a huge believer that you are completely in charge of your own happiness and completely in charge of your life. If you go into anything with a shitty attitude....it’s going to be fucking shitty. Wake up and take control of your own life. #behappy#positivity#goodvibes ✌🏻
Apple pie is the most overrated pie there is. It tastes weird.The consistency is off putting. The chunks are too big. And there’s a lot of pressure to “love” it. I’ve kept silent on this a long time because there are defenders out there but it’s actually the WORST pie we have.
ya sex is cool & all but have u ever found a small door in ur house that leads to a parallel universe & ur new parents have buttons as eyes & they make u lots of food but then ur fake mom gets skinny & kidnaps ur real parents & then u have to save them with the help of a cat
At a party
A dude: yo you wanna hit the pen
Me: ah no my man I haven’t written cursive in forever haha
Dude:
Me: u know what fuck it yea haha u got any paper??