mr. fahrenheit

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[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

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[Cher @cher]

I Need To Shoot My Phone

[janice griffith *DO NOT TAG ME IN NSFW CONTENT @rejaniced]

all men who have benefited from an abortion in their lives should be speaking up more, no?

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

@xxlukebenishxx ur right

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

i’ve been trying to sleep for the past 3 hours. i hate my brain.

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

@itsonlyaubrey my mean baby boy

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

when i need to cry i always try to watch a movie that’s guaranteed to be a tear-jerker, and it almost never works. i somehow always forget that S05E10 of doctor who never fails to make me cry like a baby.

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

herbal tea is magical

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

@cowboybabie YIKES

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

went on an adventure. walked through a magical grove covered in moss to discover i was in a new realm. very ethereal. the air was different. everything was green and i could hear a nearby creek. nice

[Vivian @suchnerve]

A SELECTION OF RESPONSES TO AN INSINCERE “HOW ARE YOU?”

1. “not bad enough to talk to YOU”
2. “still clinging to this mortal coil”
3. “no”
4. “go fuck yourself, debra”
5. [if gay] “still gay!”
6. “i shidded and i farded”
7. “we live in hell, bob!”
8. [silent death glare]

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

foraged some morels today, and they’re SO TASTY

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

go to hell you fucking crook

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

@fuckallgotdone they only like/care about the culture when they can exploit it for themselves 🤠

[Michael Gungor @michaelgungor]

Explained to a foreign friend tonight how our medical system works, and felt like I was explaining a sadistic dystopian novel in which corporations extract wealth from the bodies of the poor and then somehow convince them to vote for their guy again.

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

@soundlyawake I’m a Scorpio and that’s why I wanna cry omg

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

if you have the tools and the ability to get help, and you still don’t, you are responsible for your own misery.

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

hi yes if anyone is looking for a place to live in boone i’m desperate for a roommate

[mr. fahrenheit @cassidyhawks]

the doctor who stan is back and idk how i feel about it