Cass

New Yawk

[Cass @cassidykramerrr]

When you type "olay" instead of "okay"

[Krown City King @KrownCityKing]

A reality show where boomers apply for jobs using all their own outdated advice and compete to see who lasts longer before breaking down completely…

[buck tooth cunt @Royal_McPoyle]

i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”

[ēdē @theidi_]

Im jealous how often the ladies of sex and the city got to link up and have girl time

[Wasting Away in Margameataville🍹 @meatsical]

“Are you wearing the—“

“The snoots? Yeah yeah I am”

[melissa @ArtistAffame]

At 16 my brother went to a party where he met a very drunk girl who kept trying To cuddle up to him. He realized how drunk she was and knew she couldn't give consent and instead walked her home to her parents. Don't tell me a man doesn't understand consent when a 16 yo did.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Baby girl, what’s your name?

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

My dude has absolutely brought this deer home before.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this is literally the gayest possible thing you could do in this situation

[𝓐. ♡ *:･ﾟ✧ @negraesoterica]

things women are punished for:

- being mothers
- not being mothers
- being religious
- not being religious
- having sex bc “whore”
- not having sex bc “prude”
- dating within their race bc male entitlement
- dating outside of their race bc male entitlement
- getting married
- not getting married
- being stay at home wives/moms
- being working wives/moms
- being the family breadwinner
- not being the breadwinner
- having any political or ideological leaning or opinion ever
- playing video games
- not playing video games
- being into sports bc it’s “fake”
- not being into sports bc she’s “vapid and too girly”

non-exhaustive list btw

[🧁🎀ᴍɪꜱꜱ ʟᴀᴅʏ🎀🧁 @ilovealkira]

Little tatter tot cheese burgers with pickles. You eating or nah ? 🤔👀

[Mathi @matubolso24]

Usher #HalftimeShow #SuperBowl2024

[rad thing (bunny hop) @Rad323]

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO.

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

People over 25 when Ludacris came out during the halftime show

[Kevin Ryan @KevinRyanComedy]

Tell me Im wrong

[Dante Moon @lvnarboymusic]

usher & lil Jon: “YEAH… YEAH”

me:

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

taylor having a concert across the world the same day as travis is playing in the superbowl is so high school musical coded you can’t even make this up

[Stream Don’t Leave Me On The Dancefloor @Neil_McNeil]

Their best 💙

[Cass @cassidykramerrr]

Is it just me or is this how slow you go in dreams when you’re tryna get away from danger 😭

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

The blunt in hand 😂😂😂