Cassidy S

Everybody's life has got static

[Cassidy S @cassidysep]

How dare you disrespect Buzz Lightyear like this

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I will give away 5 free Madden codes to anyone who quote tweets this with the correct name of this person

[Cassidy S @cassidysep]

@bartelttk Haha I'm not sure you had the answer to the question about our house I had!

[Cassidy S @cassidysep]

Do you ever NEED your mom to answer the phone and it's like ONE TIME IN HER LIFE SHES NOT ATTACHED TO IT

[crab rangooner @dmndeyes]

conservatives a month ago: “why should we listen to the government and stay home? you are all sheep, this is a free country!”

conservatives today: “if you just follow the government mandated curfew, the paramilitary police stormtroopers won’t shoot you in the face, it’s simple”

[perla @perlamontan]

so abortion is murder but a cop killing an unarmed black man is a misunderstanding? okay. some of y’all really have your morals FUCKED UP

[Forward Madison FC @ForwardMSNFC]

Never ordinary. Forever #FullMingo. 🦩

Our 2020 alternate kit is here! 🎉

Get yours: https://t.co/UHFPOgi0Gg

[Cassidy S @cassidysep]

@JasmineDenisse I've been avoiding social to avoid the knowledge that this is happening and to AVOID the emotional drain of 13 year old me clawing its way to the surface

[Cassidy S @cassidysep]

@aye_man_duh amen

[Cassidy S @cassidysep]

ohhhh GOD that would have been atrocious but great content now!!

[Jasmine Denisse @JasmineDenisse]

Omg I just thought about when @cassidysep and I almost signed up for the talent show to sing Decode in middle school. Big thank you to God, fate, whatever god divine intervention caused us to end up not doing it.

[Cassidy S @cassidysep]

@ashleyyygron THANK YOUUUUU

[Rachel @cheerz4beers]

So this coronavirus shit is getting serious and life is short so like um if you wanna confess your love for me.....do it now, thanks

[Cassidy S @cassidysep]

I do not have the mental wherewithal to simply ~vibe~ like my family does while on vacation

[Cassidy S @cassidysep]

This is 10% luck
20% anxiety
80% drunk
2% sobriety
5% pleasure
15% pain
And 132% reason to remember I’m bad at math

[parker @momappreciator]

deleted twitter because i thought it was making me depressed, turns out i just have depression ??

[Cassidy S @cassidysep]

What do people do if they have kids and they’re fricken lame? If I have a kid and he’s a loser I’m gonna be pissed

[Cassidy S @cassidysep]

I like TikTok and all but god does it make me realize how glad I am to not be in high school during this period of time

[John Summit @johnsummit]

paul rudd drunk at the club is my vibe for the rest of 2020

[Cassidy S @cassidysep]

my anxiety literally makes work so fucking difficult