casserole

prob eating mac n cheese and crying

[. @laurenthehough]

My secret to surviving the holidays is i get stoned as fuck then I just start doing dishes and everyone thinks I’m super helpful and no one talks to me because they don’t want to get stuck doing dishes

[Raquel @RaquelRoary]

@LilNasX

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

I like to say thank you to my server when he arrives with the water, then again while he’s pouring the water, then another time when he hands me the glass full of water, and then one final time when he’s walking away

[prance @bocxtop]

getting a passive aggressive email at work is so funny, no way u want to fight me over an excel file

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

At a weed store you can say, “I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,” and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, “Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?”

[Morgan @8bitfunk]

big day for me

[halsey @halsey]

Betty :(

[casserole @cassidyxwaters]

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[FreaksDon’tCry @TokyoDilf]

A man holding his baby up to paintings and talking to him at an art gallery

[aubrey @aubreybell]

more jobs should be about knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

No bones. Get cozy ❤️

[TINA HAND @tinacantdrive]

how do i get out of this urban outfitters

[phil @philipjonathn]

Me on Zoom looking at myself rather than the person speaking

[Simone @smariano_art]

Its October