Cassie Sampley

baylee’s mama 🧸

[Cassie Sampley @cassie_sampley]

Can I have an emotional support Maserati

[United Football League @TheUFL]

The Rod Squad showed up today in the Lou 👏

[Cassie Sampley @cassie_sampley]

@tacobell stop bringing back this stupid cheez it, the people want quesaritos 😭😭😭

[St. Louis Battlehawks @BattlehawksUFL]

THE ENERGY IN THE BATTLEDOME TODAY 🔥

[Cassie Sampley @cassie_sampley]

@JoeBiden where’s my federal tax return at, my debt collectors wanna know

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Dear men, may your daughters meet guys like you.

If reading that made you feel uncomfortable, you need to work on some shit.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

No but how’s your day

[Cassie Sampley @cassie_sampley]

🤡

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

—The unemployment rate is near a 50-year low
—Annual inflation has come down for six months in a row
—The two greatest years for new small business applications on record

Our economic plan is working.

[Maury Brown @BizballMaury]

@StokerElam @TMZ She put her career on hold. Dude is so far past where most careers go. He can be involved in football — and will — for years. He basically threw his marriage away for one bad season.

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

kanye a little bitch

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

i’m at peace now bitch fuck u.

[Cassie Sampley @cassie_sampley]

@delolaney I was just at the doctors and this lady had a 64oz water bottle and I asked what kind it was cause I also really want one and she said it was called a HydroJug and it literally just looks like a massive hydro flask

[Cassie Sampley @cassie_sampley]

@hd_4life @GigiGraciette you caught an embarrassing moment without even knowing it 🥴

[👾drugflix @drugflix]

idc how in love i am, i am not goin thru no phones…

[Cassie Sampley @cassie_sampley]

I am the imperfect produce in this big grocery store called life