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Why are you following me. 👀

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@myguyyosif Hell yeah. 👊🏼

[done @myguyyosif]

Top 3:
1) Cassie for switching her shift to come to the Sox game
2) Malcolm for staying conscious all weekend despite the odds
3) Joe for saving the day Sunday

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Christmas is canceled. #Survivor46

[prtybrwneyes08 @prtybrwneyes08]

Why are we hunting for idols if we aren’t going to use them #Survivor46

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Meteorologists should only get paid when they are right. 😤

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Bought a “new” gym bag from Amazon that was delivered with a pair of socks that were used and NOT mine… and this is what the customer service rep said in response 🤦🏻‍♀️:

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Popcorners has me in a chokehold. The most elite of all chip brands. 🫡

[Cinnabon @Cinnabon]

it’s me cinnabon

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Me: *Doing absolutely anything*
My brain: 🎶When I tried it with butter, everything ✨changed✨🎶
My brain: 🎶A big lump with knobs. It has the juice! (it has the juice)🎶
My brain: 🎶IT’S ✨🌽CORN🌽✨🎶

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How today went—

Me: *Wakes up*
My brain: 🎶When I tried it with butter, everything ✨changed✨🎶

Me: *Trying to read*
My brain: 🎶When I tried it with butter, everything ✨changed✨🎶

Me: *Watching TV*
My brain: 🎶When I tried it with butter, everything ✨changed✨🎶

It’s 🌽!

[chi @ChiThukral]

why are all tv shows so dark now? my brightness is on max and im still out here trying to figure what im looking at

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Why is Bob’s Discount Furniture trying to ruin my life?! 🤬

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Ok, the sun was setting quickly so I did it and now my heart rate is only mildly elevated.

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Social anxiety is: Me waiting for the past 4 hours for my downstairs neighbors to move out before I leave to take out the garbage so that I avoid any possible human interaction. 🙂

[This Is Us @NBCThisisUs]

"If something makes you sad when it ends, it must have been pretty wonderful when it was happening." #ThisIsUsFinalChapter

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Her: He hasn’t texted me back, he’s probably cheating. 😩😭

Him:

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Y am I still using my seat warmers?! 😩

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Anyone else have a monthly Wordle competition? Jw. Highly recommend.

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Getting boosted in the same exact condition. Will I ever learn? 🙂

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Also, would not recommend getting the COVID vaccine while hungover.

Is this headache and fatigue from last night’s shots, or today’s shot? We may never know.

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I did not learn my lesson, folks.

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@thedylfish Nice.