cassandra

[Swaavy @notswaavy]

i eat my first meal of the day at 5pm bro don’t ask me for advice

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

When ur stomach start hurting at the wrong place & wrong time😭

[⋆ @prettiestavenue]

pretty flowers

[jas @jjashole]

these jobs are not worth your mental health man.

[faith @faiththegemini]

“we got London on da track”

[CANONKD @CanonKD1]

This the shit mfs wanted Rihanna to do on stage

[Zach Jelks @zacharyjelks]

idk I feel like this SZA album is going to rewire my brain

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Can I come over and pace around I won’t make noise

[D🦇 @bluepantheress]

period ahh period uhh

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

7.8 billion people on the planet and u
telling me nobody got super powers

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop.

I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”