Cassie

30-Something. Librarian. Fitness Instructor. Midwesterner in the South. Nasty Woman.

[Mandy Powers Norrell @MPowersNorrell]

“You need to…”
“You should…”
“Look…”
“You have to understand…”
“You do know…”

These are a few of the mansplainy opening phrases that make me go temporarily deaf. I don’t hear the words that follow them.

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

@bennyjohnson Lol that’s so fucking stupid

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

@NikkiHaley @club4growth Well, there are 0 so I guess that’s a pretty easy thing to accomplish.

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

@NikkiHaley That doesn’t even make sense, but you’re sure loving trying to be divisive.

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

@NikkiHaley Not this suburban woman. 🖕

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

@laurenboebert Maybe you should give up your DC salary to help pay it down.

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

@SarahHuckabee You’re so delusional

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

@NikkiHaley Is it? See @chelseahandler latest post. 🙄

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Everybody tryna see if Rihanna pregnant again

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

Danny Trejo is 78? 🤯

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

@joncoopertweets Yes.

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

@oliviastowell Amazon

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

I’ve had a ton of spam messages since @elonmusk took over 🙄

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

@RonFilipkowski I thought he was in jail.

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

They finally said it.

[Daniel Uhlfelder @DWUhlfelderLaw]

"Florida is where woke goes to die," DeSantis said after his reelection victory last month.

Last week, a federal judge asked his general counsel to define “woke.”

He answered woke is "the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them.”

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

What shoes do you wear to #pajamaday at work?

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

@joncoopertweets 10 if you’re checking a bag! They won’t let you fly otherwise.

[Mrs. Adams @supporting_lit]

You know what would be terrible for teacher retention and recruitment in South Carolina? Having the highest job in the state be held by someone who got her Master's degree in 6 months while it took most of us 2+ years after working full school days.

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

@SenatorTimScott Why did my taxes go up under Trump’s alleged tax “cuts”?

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

@SenatorTimScott I haven’t seen $4 in awhile. And I was at the coast last week. Get your head out of McConnells ass.