Cassie

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

Last night I tried to get on a mechanical bull but I jumped all the way over and fell on the ground. The entirety of Tequila Cowboy laughed

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

Planning my trip to Playa del Carmen - staying at The Reef 28. For friends traveling soon: https://t.co/pf0pnnAwLF @TheReef_28

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

So long, Twitter. Twas a solid 12 years, but you are no longer funny.

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

The only thing I ever want to tweet about is my cat, but I try to restrain myself because I realize none of you care, but here I am again doing it

[Philip J. Ellis (he/him) @Philip_Ellis]

Nobody:

The movie detective’s dead wife in a home video: https://t.co/jbte0FZaU1

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

@sara_horner @A_K_2_7 OooOoo plot twist!

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

@A_K_2_7 Because it’s a Fckn blast & the people love it

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

@issapunk I mean… it’s more for girls but it’s really not as awful as people think

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

@issapunk Lmfaoooo I haven’t checked Twitter in like a week ok🔪🔪🔪🔪

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

@issapunk 🥴🥴😞😞🤞🏼🤞🏼

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

@emilybarwinczak My phone notifies me when you tweet. Not sure why but I’m so glad because they’re always so entertaining hahahahah I can’t with this one

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

@emilybarwinczak Lmaooo

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

@emilybarwinczak Call me after you get off the toilet was sent to someone you don’t even have their number saved 😂😂😂😂ilysm

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

@krissycaseyy I had a roller coaster of emotions to this. I saw you tagged me I go “oh no what roast did she just post” then I saw you said it was your favorite part and I thought “omg she loves me” then I saw “wrong answers only” and here I am

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

@jtrain56 She also married a Jamie, so do we even trust her?

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

For you @AndrewTCollin @NikkiGlaser

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

Who is more famous

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

@Thisisnotvince I am DED

[Cassie @cassiegloss]

How often do you make your bed?