I’ve been trying to do better with not cursing and this is an actual conversation I just had with myself in my car:
“Ugh, fuck.”
“Shit, sorry God.”
“Wait, fuck, I said shit.”
*stops and stares at the sky*
“I am so sorry God. I’m trying man.”
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Dear @NFL, please make more (affordable) football player action figures for kids. Sincerely, the mom of a football obsessed 8 year old who only asks for them every Christmas and can’t find a @JJettas2 one anywhere 😩 @Vikings