Odds that the gen-Z college kids I'm trying to build a following with will get this old SNL reference? Slim.
Odds that I still think I'm funny, despite what the target audience says? Whatever means the opposite of slim, but not fat, because "fat chance" also means slim odds.
"Ogden's hottest performance venue is The Val A Browning Center at @WeberStateU. This place has everything. New sound system in the Austad. New stage floor in the Allred. New recording studio with a control/mixing room. Sonic isolation. UTA Busses."
One of the weirdest 21st-century feelings is when you can't figure out if you're talking to a bot or a real human.
Been on a support chat for about 90 minutes and I'm leaning 80% human, but I don't think I'll ever get concrete evidence that "Patsy" is one or the other 🤖
Forget Hot Girl Summer, I’ll exit this pandemic as Buddy The Elf:
✨ 45 min of sleep a night
🍭 a diet of straight garbage
❄️ low levels of social awareness
🔨 doing my best but still 915 etch-a-sketches behind quota
Remember when grimes and elon musk had a baby and nobody knew how to pronounce their kid’s name and that was the news for the day? Like that was the only thing for the whole day?
Listening to election coverage on @kslnewsradio feels like coming home - a part of me wishes I was with y'all tonight. Kudos to everyone involved with tonight's broadcast!
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