Cassandra Witherell

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

Day 1 of detox... Wanting an iced coffee and someone's head on a stick that I can parade around with while sipping said coffee. #struggles

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

I just did sprints so hard it feels like I was just punched in the vagina. It hurts.

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

It's passive aggressive note day at work. Fuuuuuuuuuuun #wannagetout #needvacation

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

So excited for new #AncientAliens tonight. Got my popcorn ready!! 👽

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

I shouldn't be surrounded by this many hyper children while only be cigarette free for 48hrs. #tryingnottopanic #happythoughts #fuckingfuck

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

It's 7:30 and I'm already in pjs and wrapped in blankets. I've had too much adult life today.

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

When bitches over line their lips... I can see where your lips end and face begins!!! Stop it, you are not Kylie Jenner.

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

Poor nephew got sick tonight. Laid in bed with him and told each other secrets until he fell asleep. It was so cute I cried #emotional haha

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

Listening to Michael Jackson at work... It's turned into the best day #letsalldothethriller

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

Thought I was ready to up my weight with dead lifts. So wrong, arched my back did something with my shoulder and now I can't move my head 😢

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

I love it when Murphy wags his tail in his sleep. Let's me know he's having good puppy dreams. #yougetthatsquirrel

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

Not sure why but when I see someone with only 1 ear stretched I just want to rip it out and tell them no. Just no. Don't you feel uneven?!

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

Freaked out on my boss, had a client yell at me because I needed to move appts for a stylist, hit a pot hole spilled my coffee. Monday blows

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

Cramps and a migraine... Today's going to be super #not #keepyourdistance

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

I seriously fucking love peanut butter #seriously #peanutbutter #TreatYoSelf

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

I think The Weeknd's video for Earned It was more 50 shades than the entire movie. That knot work 😍

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

Slept 11hours last night... Still feel like shit. Watching movies all day and trying not to make any sudden movements. #coffeeplease

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

No makeup on my face, sounding awful, throats on fire, it's fucking -20 or some shit and I think I may be delirious #sexyasfuck #sickasfuck

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

@jkneerae yeah! I dont really know how it all works still. Haha.

[Cassandra Witherell @cassifae85]

@kristi_guti I just did that today, you will regret it. I already miss my lady bun.