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Not the office of the former president & supreme leader. Not buddies with old pal Namal from Qatar 🇶🇦 Parody

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@UmeshMoramudali Someone earning 600k really isn’t rich and they are forced to pay 36%. They are better of increasing capital gains, property tax etc.

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@Dailymirror_SL The daily era has started fear mongering courtesy of the car sales association

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@Dailymirror_SL The daily error has started fear mongering courtesy of the car sales Association

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@NewsWireLK Even donkeys have started wearing suits…. Jk jk. Looks like he wants the Muslim vote.

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@nimilamalee @MarianneDavid24 Even Namal never robbed like this!

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@IntCollective_5 @numberslka @anuradisanayake @RW_SRILANKA @sajithpremadasa @RajapaksaNamal Old friend - Why did Sagala walk out of the NSC briefing if these numbers are accurate?

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@crysxkoel That’s because he married his aunt. He doesnt let her be seen in public for that reason.

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@SajithCooray Because I am important unlike you.

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How dare they? Payments can only be made to Minister Tyrant Allas. The audacity of some people.

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Passport racket : Nine brokers arrested https://t.co/XtAhuY0WBY

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@Rat_na12 He has an MA & PhD in International Relations. Apparently, that's enough to make him more qualified than Minister Sabry & even Mr. Kadirgamar. Sajith’s brilliant idea? Make him Foreign Affairs Minister. With a wave of his academic wand, India and China will bend to our every whim

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@nafeez_ @RehanJayawick @sjbsrilanka @sajithpremadasa @RW_UNP More importantly are they paying tax on it?

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@AriffShihab Ravi K is the best choice. He knows how to take money from someone else’s pocket to his own. He will do that for Sri Lanka now.

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@Jamz5251 The only thing he is hitting hard is Malik and Sagara.

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@yohes1 @AriffShihab @PresRajapaksa @GotabayaR Well you see, Sir MR had to take his many advisors. One adviser to open the door, another to tell him where to sit, another for saying when it is a good time to go to the toilet & so on. These are very important advisors. Then our advisors need advisors and they came on the trip.

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@anuruddha_lk @nuzlyMN @GermanyinSL @GermanyDiplo for your comments

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@NewsWireLK @jehan_hameed @jehan_hameed your boyfriends back

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@KernerPathum You forgot racist in your racist in your tweeter bio.

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@nomadic_sanjee @KernerPathum @jacindaardern @JustinTrudeau @MarinSanna @ZelenskyyUa You clearly do not know the experience of our mps. They have worked on petrol sheds and as bus drivers. Truest hard working and clearly experienced to run a country and it’s economy. The people you mentioned are nothing compared to our supreme leaders.

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@RajapaksaNamal Namal Sir, I got the big red chair for you again so you don’t forget where you have to sit.

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@jehan_hameed Yes, if they cannot give at old prices we don’t need them. Going forward Bavarian motors will be selling all the cars at the old prices. All other car sales must follow.