Cassandra

If your dreams don't scare you, they're not big enough.

[Cassandra @casskunze]

"When you're a kid, you assume your parents are soul mates. My kids are going to be right about that."

#TheOffice

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Not me just bawling when @walkerhayes kids came out to dance at the end of Fancy Like. #RRVF

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@LauraKapaun SAAAAAAME.

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The best series finale of all time.

[Cassandra @casskunze]

Sometimes it takes everything I have not to crawl into bed with my toddler to snuggle her just a little bit longer.

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"But mom. I want to snuggle." 😢

And suddenly I just think "I'll be late for work today."

[Cassandra @casskunze]

@LauraKapaun The limit does not exist?

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My husband ate "pizza bites" for supper.

Normal people call these pizza ROLLS.

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My husband said "hey babe. You look really pregnant. Do you feel it?"

Then proceeded to say "haha. Waddle waddle."

🙄

[Cassandra @casskunze]

Today my two year old gave me a big hug and said, "you're my best girl."

And so I left the house crying like a big, old baby. 😭❤

[Cassandra @casskunze]

93% sure most of the time my kid's boots are on the wrong feet, I put them on for her. 🤦‍♀️

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I found the love of my life in dog version today and wanted to buy it for the love of my life in human version, and he said no.

So now my heart is broken.

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Potty Training Tip: while potty training, do not let it be the weekend you forget an extra blanket. It may also just be the weekend said trainee has an accident while sitting on her blanket.

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The last night of summer never gets any easier. 😔

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Today my kid decided her unicorn had a phone call. Her unicorn is a swimming pool.

She dipped my phone in her swimming pool.

#motherhood

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Sign of getting old: have to visit the chiropractor to recover from a bachelorette party instead of take tylenol for a hangover.

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What is sleep?

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I HATE THOSE DANG VOTING THINGS IN INSTA STORIES.

Do you know how many times I accidentally vote on something because I'm trying to quickly click through stories? Too many!

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Day Whatever It Is - put on a vest today and a sweatshirt yesterday so my class wouldn't notice I've been wearing the same shirt every day in my live videos.

#TeachFromHome