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[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

I feel like we’re waiting for white smoke to come out of Madison Square Garden to signal the birth of America’s new royal family.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

[Dan LeFevre @dan_lefev]

Davis County, Salt Lake County, Utah County

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Ballet needs to be in the Olympics.

I’m serious. That was athletic as hell.

[cassliz @cassliz]

@urfavdegen5 😂

[Nebraska Cubbie @NebraskaCubbie]

My tax dollars better be used to fix that guys teeth

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 @lifeofstelynn]

The older I get, the tighter the lids on jars are becoming.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 @lifeofstelynn]

HomeGoods employee placing stickers:

“Right here will ruin it.”

[parks @parkersity_9]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

Just sent off an email saying warmest “retards” instead of “regards”

[Uncle Louxe @lebillouxe]

January doesn't start til Monday btw...
For now we're in the Upside Down.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

This is it, folks. We have officially reached that point in December where all we can do is say a silent prayer and put all our faith in the Amazon drivers.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[Hemā Heimuli Jr. @x_hems]

Kalani: “AND BRING ME THE FINEST CAMEL IN ALL THE LAND”

[cassliz @cassliz]

@urfavdegen5 @cuteonlyvibes 🤣

[cassliz @cassliz]

@schoolboyycole I’d hire you

[kenzie | in my ❤️‍🔥 era @kenziesversion]

nobody:
my brain: ELIZABETH TAYLOR i ain’t gotta knock on wood to keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky tone deaf and hot let’s f-ing OFF HERRRRR like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse you can call me honey if you want oOh OH OH OH mmmmmm know a hard rock

[chase @cfree94]

she put down that feather quill and picked up a thong !!!

[gigi ❤️‍🔥☁️ @girlishgl0w]

not that i don’t wanna get bejeweled w my showgirls but pls know im about to pull up to the release party like this