My mom thinks the government is listening to her bc of the ads on her social media feed...so now she’s literally “evangelizing to whoever is listening,” telling them about Jesus.
The FBI agent listening in works hard, but Ashley’s out here workin harder for the Lord.
I’ve been working remote for so long that today, when I needed to cough in a meeting, I reached out to press the mute button.
It was an in person meeting.
I love the person I think I am while packing.
Last Christmas, I basically didn’t read at all that week. So this year, I packed 3 books just to be safe.
Thinking about the time I was in a job interview and the interviewer said “Let’s actually pull up your Twitter right now” and this was the most recent tweet
Got Smoky a bell for potty training to ring when he needs to go outside. But he just rang the bell, and when I came over, ran by his food instead to let me know he wanted to eat.
Does my dog…think I’m his butler?
The most degrading part of my day is definitely when my Apple Watch is like “You did it!!! You STOOD UP!”
I guess I need to step up my fitness game because at this point the bar is literally the floor.
Just found Smoky on the patio, not running around like normal dogs but instead, sitting on a rocking chair, bobbing his lil body back and forth to make it rock.
A Southern pup.
Timehop reminding me of this post that’s easily one of my favorite. Reminded me to share a story from last week at Hollywood Studios:
A green army man saw my Auburn shirt, stopped mid-March/drumming, saluted me, then yelled War Eagle. I love Disney.
Had just commented I should start dressing less ratchet bc you never know who you’ll run into.
Then the 2nd richest man in the world sat at the table next to me. I was wearing my “Ain’t No Laws when You’re Drinkin with Clause” shirt.
Needless to say, Elon did not invest in me.