Cass

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

My mom called the police because she thought someone was breaking in our house and some how she found out the cop was 22, single, and straight out of the academy. Showed him my picture and asked him to come back when I’m home to meet me. This women is unreal

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

whenever I have a stomach ache and I make mint tea for it I feel like a friendly witch brewing a silly little potion. perhaps I have a tiny frog companion who wears a vest, perhaps not

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

@mj_pelu @nicoletteeann

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

@nicoletteeann @AnthonyyDeLillo will watch it with you he loves Spider-Man

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

@DrrewRyan No

[Nicoletteeann @nicoletteeann]

@Mets Day 3 of me tweeting you until you let me throw the first pitch for my birthday 9/28

[Nicoletteeann @nicoletteeann]

Tuesday September 28th, #nicothrowsthefirstpitch ⚾️ @Mets

[Nicoletteeann @nicoletteeann]

It’s my 25th Birthday on September 28th. I am coming to that game Tuesday night. How about we have me throw the first pitch @Mets 😀

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

@nicoletteeann @tattolijulia Dominos ??? Don’t put dominos name to shame like that. Wasn’t even close

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

@carlyy_marie Do you have a belmar house ?

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

@CoreyCrev Every single Thursday lately feels like Friday

[E! News @enews]

Not to be a gossip, but Nate and Serena should have been endgame. That's all. (📷: Getty/Shutterstock/CW)

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."

A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.

This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

@devy_wap Omg i would die for them

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

@liv_freely I’m going to need an update on what’s in it

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

@chelsw1127 I’m kinda surprised

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

@chelsw1127 Same

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

@adellorusso33 You think we enjoy having stomach aches ????

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

@mj_pelu U good?

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

@yefffanie Speaking of your job. Are you still at hard rock?! I’ll be there Saturday

[Cass @casssandra_lynn]

Slept in my bosses basement because i couldn’t get home. We made homemade pasta together. And i slept in her wife’s clothes. Fun times