cassandra🍍

when i was little my dad let me watch austin powers and then i went around calling everyone fat bastards.

[cassandra🍍 @cassyrae5]

animal music therapy....it's gonna be big. #patentpending

[sabrina @luffyIuvrr]

monkey d luffy if you can hear me please save me

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

Every time I see discourse about “Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity” I realize that much of the general public has no meaningful understanding of how deep and profound mental illness can actually be.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

the way my eyesight is set up, don’t ever assume i saw you.

[𝙰𝚂𝙷🍁 @ashelai_]

“I didn’t vote bc they both suck”

This is on you too.

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

[🌺 @polypearIs]

People who hate musicals are so boring i'm sorry

[cassandra🍍 @cassyrae5]

I just feel like it should be illegal to drive the speed limit in front of me when I'm running late

[katie @katefeetie]

as far as i'm concerned, there are 4 movie ratings:
good, liked it
good, didn't like it
bad, didn't like it
bad, liked it

[cassandra🍍 @cassyrae5]

@Mel_Belle4 Omg that would make sense! I didn't even click on it to see who it actually was lolol

[cassandra🍍 @cassyrae5]

??? Do I need to make a call?

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

y'all ever hated a man so much his name became a slur

[cassandra🍍 @cassyrae5]

Another day, another question about when I (a single woman) am going to get engaged and have a baby.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I genuinely, sincerely, truly do not care whether people come here legally or illegally. And I assert that it’s weird anybody does.

[M @malibubirkin]

Does anyone know what to do. Like in general

[Sam Cahn @samcahntent]

can't believe I've managed to be alive during the dumbest fucking time in American history

[kae @sportyidk]

I love killing the vibe like this ngl 😭

[@roomofonesownbooks.bsky.social @RoomofOnesOwn]

Palestine

[bao 🗝️ @strangelotus]

unfortunately i text all my friends like i'm their desperate ex. hey i miss you. i thought about you while we weren't talking. what are you up to. can we spend time together soon.