TailorSmitH

fashion designer

[TailorSmitH @castedtailor]

@dhaboy01 Even the second pics looks like a meme😂😂😂

[TailorSmitH @castedtailor]

Aptttt

[Oluwafikunayomi @_snipes__]

Tap water when you just finished playing Monkey post

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

On 10 December 2008, Felix Batista, a Cuban-American anti-kidnapping expert went to Mexico from the US to give a lecture on how to avoid getting kidnapped.

He was kidnapped after that lecture and has not been seen since then.

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

I find this quite disrespectful though.
I might play around but I’m not that loose and up for sale. I really don’t know what your intentions are cos I’m a very reserved person. Let’s maintain a mutual respect on here.

What do you mean by tweet YES MAMA🥹…

[TailorSmitH @castedtailor]

@g30rge___ Peak fooling 😂😂

[g30rgecre8s @b4nexbt]

"just accept the admission, you'll change the course in 200 level"

[Estherr @esthermild232]

Ever stuck with unwanted Netflix recommendation? I designed a "Hide Recommendation Feature" that allows you to long press on a recommendation to either hide it or discover similar movies. I also replicated the app to showcase my idea. Click for details
https://t.co/IDi6q4jmqH

[TailorSmitH @castedtailor]

Okay I reposted the wife's own yesterday, this is the husband's side of the story, again, many things dey happen!

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Man breaks silence after his wife accused him of abandoning her and their newborn at the hospital because she gave birth through CS

[Tolulope Michael @im_tolumichael]

I remember when my wife travelled for work reasons. I was left at home with the kids. She already prepared and kept food for us in the freezer.

This was the first time I was home alone with the kids...two little kids, 7 and 9 year olds with their father here in U.S. I tried my best to always be as available as I could even though work wanted otherwise.

Before I take them to school every morning, I microwave the jollof rice from the freezer and give them. When I bring them back home, I microwave another jollof rice and give them. Later that night, I microwave the soup and we eat with Amala.

So the normal routine was "jollof, jollof, soup" or "jollof soup jollof". Things were going well and we were living happily until they got tired.

My eldest came to me first and complained that he did not want jollof again, the younger one followed too. "Ehen, daddy...you said you can cook better than mummy, oya cook for us", the younger one said.

"Yes!! It's true. Daddy you said you learnt how to cook one special food in Nigeria. Do it for us na" my other son said.

"Daddy cook!! Daddy cook!! Daddy cook!!" They began to hail me.

My head sef don dey big already. I had already retired from cooking but these kids wanted to bring out the Hilda Baci in me.

Anyways, I told them to eat the jollof rice that night while I'll buy ingredients for cooking tomorrow. They screamed with joy and reluctantly ate the rice. Even me sef reluctantly chop am. Rice don tire me.

The next day, I got the ingredients and prepared the perfect food for them. They watched me as I made everything. I served them their own plates and immediately they tasted it, their eyes brightened, they were amazed, they've never had such delicacy before.

"Daddy!!! What's the name of this soup?? It is sweet!!"

I smiled and replied "I call it, German soup."

"Wooowww!! Daddy I want more!!! Let mummy be cooking this German soup for us!!"
"Daddy so you can cook more than mummy!!"

I was just laughing. I never wanted to show my skills but they forced me. I made another plate for them and they enjoyed it again.

The next day, my wife got back home and the kids welcomed her with testimonies about my kitchen wonders. These children just dey hype me anyhow.

"Mummy, daddy cooks better than you!"..."mummy, you are still learning ooo. Daddy cook German soup for us"

My wife was surprised and laughing at the same time. But she was curious, so after she freshened up, she asked me to prepare the German soup for her too. I said no ooo but these children started saying they wanted me to cook it for them again.

I smiled and said okay. I brought out the ingredients; Garri, groundnut, milk and sugar then water from the fridge. I looked at my wife and she looked at me. Madam don dey smell foul play already.

I poured garri in each plates and mixed everything accordingly, poured water and served the soup to our kids.

My wife: Garri?? Tolu, se kamu gari wa ni obe germani??

My kids: *takes one spoon*... Daddy you're the best!!! You cook better than mummy. We love you!

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

For those who want to keep monkeys as pets, this lady presented compelling evidence why you shouldn't.

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

So guys, How many people remembered the young girl who came online to speak about how Nurse Olutu Adeola bullied her in secondary school ?

Her name is Temi with the username @/softlifetemi (before she was forced to deactivate Twitter)

Apparently & ALLEGEDLY, this Olutu girl used her family influence to go arrest the girl (Temi) that she bullied in secondary school. They’ve locked the girl up, threatened the girl family and even put the girl in the male section of police custody.

You’ll think this is the end but ALLEGEDLY , they hasten up court proceedings and they’re planning to prosecute her in court tomorrow just because her families have connections and money.

If you check this thread in the picture below, this Olutu girl admitted she was being defensive back then in secondary school but now she’s angry she called her out because she wants to stand her ground on being a bully.

What happened to reporting her junior to a teacher back then in school ?? But she took power into her hands claiming being defensive.

All this is currently happening in Ondo state.

OLOTU ADEOLA ADERINSOLA IS A BULLY !!!!

@Princemoye1 @OndoPoliceNg @LuckyAiyedatiwa this is injustice to the people are you all gonna watch this happen because a bully has influence ???

Please why is a fellow citizen bullying and using influence to oppress another fellow citizen ???

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Peru officially classifies transgender, nonbinary and intersex people as ‘ment@lly ill’

[TailorSmitH @castedtailor]

Many things dey happen!

[Su_Su @Pharm_prenuer]

Dear Twitter Nigeria,I am appealing to you all for your help to save my life to stay alive to nurse my new born child.
I got traditionally married recently and took in.
I thought that was the best thing that happened to me, everything was going well until I entered 35th week.

[TailorSmitH @castedtailor]

@ifedimeji_ @victorfatanmi Thanks bro

[TailorSmitH @castedtailor]

@scholar_media1 Taking pictures of my job as a fashion designer and elevating my online presence

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@MyHeartcode @castedtailor

IFB

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@itsbuikem Clients Measurements bokuuu

[TailorSmitH @castedtailor]

@taosnehh Salvation and purpose

[Stargirl @remistargirlsax]

Once you marry a wrong spouse,the devil will stop following you because he has settled you.

[💕 @Samtanic_Panic]

My husband was telling some Gen Z coworkers he lost his virginity at 14 to a 19 year old woman and they said, “that’s rape”

And he jokingly replied, “how did you know I raped her?” and they just gave him awkward silence