John W. Castellini (not Bob)

Cincinnati Reds owner | friend of John W. Rich | short-term investor | too rich (wealthy) to care about poors | PARODY

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

@CinciRedsFanMan @Nati_Sports @lordquarantine_ Too expensive anyway

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

@Nati_Sports Exactly!

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

@CharlieG__ Too expensive

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

I did not approve the Wil Myers signing! Heading to the casino with Pete (Rose) now to combat this.

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

@VP @POTUS We should have traded you for brittney griner.

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

@RepAdamSchiff @RepMarkTakano What does this have to do with making me more money?

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

How many players should I trade away this off-season?

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

@StephenKing Literally no one cares.

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

@stocksquatch @jester_poor @WDogsitter @PlumberPoor Several. I will send you a DM.

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

@stocksquatch @jester_poor @WDogsitter @PlumberPoor League minimum now (dumbass)

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

@jester_poor @WDogsitter @PlumberPoor @stocksquatch Hey any of you knuckleheads wanna make $700,000 for the next few years? We’re hiring!

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

Good job team getting me a high draft pick I can trade!

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

How do I locate the little league World Series on DraftKings? This is ridiculous I am having my assistant short DKNG max leverage! Terrible customer service!

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

The Atlanta Braves ownership is what I aspire to be minus these large (overpaid) contracts they spoon feed to their best players. (disgusting)

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

Jose Barrero on the block!

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

Who wants Votto?

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

@dotsonc Me too!

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

Goodbye Tyler Mahle! (poor)

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

Goodby Brandon Drury! (poor)

[John W. Castellini (not Bob) @CastelliniJohn]

@JamesSpurgeon19 @Reds Who’s Bob and what is his salary? Should I trade him?