Cass Davis

probably gonna yeet myself in-front of a train soon.

[Cass Davis @castieltheflash]

@EmeraudeToubia Imma draw you

[Cass Davis @castieltheflash]

My cat has that hair colour that every teenie-bop on TikTok wants. #cat

[Cass Davis @castieltheflash]

⁦@hwinkler4real⁩
My parents met because they both loved Happy days, they fell in love and bonded, all because of happy days. Now- two generations later grand babies are OBSESSED with The Fonz. #eyyyyyyy

[Cass Davis @castieltheflash]

I wanna see a movie where Natalie Portman and Shailene woodly play mother and daughter. Or present and past selfs.

[Cass Davis @castieltheflash]

Weed deficiency lol

[❤️𝔙𝔢𝔫𝔲𝔰𝔎𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔶𝔛𝔒🖤 @Venus_Kittyxo]

Tbh I’m always fucking tired... not a day where I wouldn’t rather sleep, is that depression? Twitter plz diagnose me I can’t afford a dr. 😂😂

[Fact @Fact]

A morning text doesn't only mean "good morning". It also means "I think about you when I wake up."

[Fact @Fact]

It takes 9 hours, 36 minutes, and 10 seconds to reach the 1,048,576th row of an Excel spreadsheet by perpetually pressing the down arrow.

[Fact @Fact]

Women are more attracted to men who pay attention, someone who remembers details about them without having to be reminded.

[Cass Davis @castieltheflash]

@breakfasttv L and f

[Cass Davis @castieltheflash]

@lucas_lessard get fucked cure depression get young

[Fact @Fact]

Having sex only 3 times a week, has proven to make you look 5-7 years younger.

[Cass Davis @castieltheflash]

I need a fucking hug.

[Cass Davis @castieltheflash]

Does a random rich person want to etransfer me 900$ so I can buy a new car #money #donatetome

[Fact @Fact]

No relationship is ever a waste of time. If it didn't bring you what you want, it taught you what you don't want.

[Cass Davis @castieltheflash]

“Grandma! It’s time to die!” *yeets frail woman over border where she suddenly turns to dust* :town is magical with borders.

[Fact @Fact]

There are towns in France where it is illegal to die.

[Fact @Fact]

People who habitually stay up late are, on average, more psychopathic than early risers.

[Cass Davis @castieltheflash]

Bullets were made by man. The first person with fire was prometheus. A man. So. Women. Forever having to protect themselves from men.

[Fact @Fact]

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers were all invented by women.

[Cass Davis @castieltheflash]

My meat suit is shrinking a lil but. It’s nice. Although- having to cut a piece out a couple months ago? That was fucked up. Having to also use a anti growth pill my suit get an oil leak. I mean. I patch it monthly! It comes back. Does the stick model have the same problems?

[Cass Davis @castieltheflash]

Play another level. Another day. Keep your meat suit alive. Feed it and keep going. We don’t give up on video games when they get hard. We figure out how to win. So why not fight to win this game of life? Message me dude

[Otaco @lucas_lessard]

So.. What now..?

[j @yoncesbuffy]

why arent cops afraid of gen z??? like we literally said we would raid area 51 bc they “cant kill us all”, we ate TIDE PODS for FUN, and justified doing stupid shit “for the vine”. YALL SHOULD BE SCARED