Mat (parody account, not an actual rug)

Father, husband, video game addict, geocacher, tea-drinker, leaned so far to the left I fell off the planet. Drummer for @mothkeeofficial
he/him (OMG pronouns)

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

Just in case this once very fun, very useful site completely stops being a place I want to be...

@[email protected]

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@SomeSweetVandal @OneRadChee @theDRAMAgoat1 That's hardly unique to teacher that's how most manufacturers make profit

[Wario64 @Wario64]

LEGO Star Wars Boba Fett's Throne Room is $79.99 on Amazon https://t.co/2eS7YWtWSn #ad

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@MrFitch @ericareport @ryan_a_bell "Well documented"

[Kyle Whitmire @WarOnDumb]

Growing up in Alabama gives you a choice — believe what you’ve been told or question everything. 🧵https://t.co/xQfAenLf6M

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@Mortar29 @chowell2000 @LiveNLe76530636 @michellelynn097 @swordsjew So I guess you get real mad when you drive on roads or the fire department rescues you from your house fire, huh?

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@RottenInDenmark Literally keeping score.

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@KennethRWebster Mang Tomas

[Dan O'Dowd @RealDanODowd]

Our latest tests of @ElonMusk's dangerous and defective @Tesla Full Self-Driving software reveal that it will repeatedly run down a child mannequin in a stroller: https://t.co/jOIdBX4g4L

[Julian Gough @juliangough]

So, eleven-and-a-bit years ago, I wrote the only written narrative in Minecraft: the story that appears after you kill the Ender Dragon. (A narrative which players often call The End Poem.)
Today, I officially librated that ending.

Er, what does that mean?

🧵

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@apurvasurve1 Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel like one of the smart ones.

[Katie Mingle @katiemingle]

I'm late to the party but just wanna say i really love the new season of @trufelman's Articles of Interest. Avery is so pulled by her own curiosity, which is so, so important as a host/reporter. It's really a joy to listen as she works. https://t.co/ELEg1MpdTR

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@scalzi The steeper the better.

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@JeremyTColes @scott_squires @erinbiba @CDCgov @CDCDirector @AshishKJha46 There is no widespread immunity.

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@ItsTheNewSouth @notcapnamerica They will not. Stop expecting them to.

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@claudes_venture @westmich @Twitter @elonmusk @BarackObama Or you're a piss-poor communicator with money to burn.

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@goldman ... for some Preparation H.

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@goldman How these people perceive a trip to the drug store...

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@RicksRambles That horse doesn't look well.

[Mat (parody account, not an actual rug) @castlemischief]

@DatHandsomeJerk @BoingBoing @actdottv Less frequent doesn't mean not happening.